My services are reasonable. I employ youngster who might be able to help.

I apologize for joking. I think about the same in regards to my girls. I always have considering my childhood experiences. I’ve decided to be proactive and enroll them in a form of martial arts when they’re old enough. I’m not endorsing fighting, but I know martial arts will teach discipline PLUS give confidence if they need to protect themselves.

Definitely try the cop suggestion. Also, possibly the school can be involved. My younger brothers were being threatened not by kids, but by some kids’ parents. They informed the Principal who effectively handled the problem. She even went so far as to “police” the bus stop. The more people who know about what’s going on, the more that can help. It still takes a village.

Not if you ask Mr. Garrison.

I agree. There are no coincidences in life, only failure to understand. We don’t truly know others, so it’s foolish to assume someone was a good person and died an unfair death. Furthermore, I believe we live until our purpose is complete. Living a long life doesn’t indicate we’re being rewarded. It means we’re taking longer to finish. *off to kill*

Don't leave for anyone. Have fun making friends.

My idea of romance puts popular horror movies to shame.

Oh how easy it is to say for you who have not had any REAL problems that completely change who you are. But, for the right price, I'd be willing to change that. For guys, I care not if you have baggage. I'm strong, bring it. For those who don’t like it, I sharpen my axe nightly for you.

There is murder-for-hire. If she’s deceased, you have no choice but to grieve and move on. *contact me for further details*

I always thought Dahmer was far more gorgeous than Bundy.

There is nothing wrong with being cautious, especially if you're meeting me

*note to self: DTHRomeo is a possible target*

I have no problem coming in while he's crapping, but I'm not talking about my day. I have a tape measure. I hold the record and I plan to keep it that way.

I'm all about scaring the guy away

I WANT the nice guy. I date the opposite because breaking up with the nice guy is more painful. The bad boy (or whatever he's labeled nowadays) gives tons of reasons to justify the breakup. In my experience, the nice guy breaks up with you for silly minutia. Not that I’ll conclude my search for the nice guy. Just that some of you are unnecessarily picky (but any type of person can be picky, so never mind).

I'm a stalker; I don't care if you don't have money.

I’ll take the liberty of answering for my ex “man”, yes. And since he knows what’s good for him, you can believe my answer.

I'm single because I'm a stalker. No, I'm single because my type of guy is probably in prison doing life or awaiting execution . Or maybe because I’ve not yet been released from the happy farm (yes, that’s what I’ll call it).

My crushes know who they are *thumbs through her address book "and I know where they live, muahahahahaha"*

Did you say *dramatic pause* WAR!

Mighty Aquarius

I wish. I'm attracting normal

correction: i'm not attracting normal, i'm stalking normal