Toledo here go Blue go Rockets

There's lots to do. You got the mudhens,walleye, Rockets, there's fishing, the speedway, the parks, the zoo, museum.

A guy goes into a bar. He put a little man playimg the piano on the bar ans asks for beer for the both of them. The barteder ask wahts the story is about the little man.
The guy says "he was walking on the the beach and found a bottle. He pulled the top off and Genie came out. The Genies said the since he freed him he could have 3 wishes.
The first wish was fo a mansion, which the Genie granted. The second was to be rich. That also was granted.
The Bartender said" what about the piano player?"
The man replied," the Genie must have been hard of hearing, cause he gave me a 12 inch pianist."