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WORDS BEGING WITH 'S'
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sardonic
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What would you choose?
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Tom, ****, and Harry all die and go to hell. Satan walks up to Tom and asks him what he wants for all eternity. Tom thinks a minute and says, "I wanna get drunk." So Satan opens a door...booze as far as the eye can see. Jack, Jim, you name it, it's there. He kicks Tom in, closes the door. Then Satan asks ****, "What do you want for all eternity?" **** smiles and says, "I want to get laid." So Satan opens a door. Naked women, far as the eye can see. He runs in and Satan shuts the door behind him. Then he asks Harry, who has had time to think about this, "What do you want for all eternity?" Harry gets a grin from ear to ear and says, "I wanna get high." So Satan opens a door, huge pot field, far as the eye can see. He kicks Harry in, closes the door. 300 years later he comes back and opens Tom's door. Tom stumbles out and says, "I'm never *hic* gonna drink again." Then he pukes and passes out in his own hurl. Then Satan opens ****'s door. **** claws his way to the door, all bloody and battered yelling, "Get me out of here." The women jump on him and pull him back, Satan closes the door and chuckles. Then he opens Harry's door and Harry is standing there srying. "What's wrong with you?" Satan asks. Harry replies, "*sniff* No lighter."
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It just ain't Christmas without it...
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Malibu, you kick so much ass...
 You just made my day.
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I'll be one of the eight table dancers...
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I'll Start...
Twelve pack of Bud, |
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Monique Isn't that a black name? |
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"Tis but a flesh wound."
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Joe
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"Where'd you get the coconuts?" "We found them..."
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RAW has Jeff Hardy and Shawn Michaels...what more could you ask for?!?!
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I am!
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A Question for Females
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Because maybe you're just too scrawny???
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Biscuits and Gravy!!!
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RAW is definately my favorite...Jeff Hardy and Shawn Michaels...damn. But I like ECW and Smackdown too...just not TNA
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Biscuits and Gravy!!!
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Who's watching ECW? Aren't Jesse and Festus great?
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I need a guy's advice...
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unique did you live in kalamazoo for a while? Nope sorry. Southern IL born and Raised... |
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I need a guy's advice...
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A beer from the fridge?!?
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I need a guy's advice...
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See, the thing is with me...I'm terrible at keeping secrets. I'm always speaking my mind. And I don't want to scare him away, hence why I need some better words.
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"MATCH ANY WORDS" Pt. #2
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Lights off
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I need a guy's advice...
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Ok, I think I'm in love! We haven't been together but a couple of weeks, but I really think this is going to go places. What's a way to say "I think I love you" with actually using those words, and so I don't make an awkward moment? How many times have you guys met? How many hours have you guys spent together? We've spent most of our time together actually. I've been staying over at his house a majority of the time we've been together. |
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