You do know you can block peoples numbers but make sure if you ring the emergency services to block then again cause for some unknown reason they unblock em

I have never seen anyone walking round with a guide cat. Just saying and a dog would miss you if your not there but a cat wouldn't care if you died dogs want to be friends cats see you as something below them lol.

I can honestly say I wish I would have been 25 and still a virgin would have saved a lot of **** and scars lol

Its always the same they are happy and fine with everything until it makes good ammo or there is a chance to get a few qwid and that's the world we live in now.

Just say to someone who won't cry about it just ask how the happy hippo is and when they get a bit moody just say come on there is no need to be like that your bigger than that haha

That pretty my sums up 2009 2010 for me lol and my rate was a lot higher lol but yeah its like most just seem to want sex or something like that.

Haha love it

Its not as stupid as people think end of the day the Chinese built a wall and there isn't many Mexicans over there

Welcome to the mad house

Have fun

Yeah you can't escape them lol

Prevent wrinkles sleeping does wow sound like Yoda

If it fly's floats or f**ks rent it by the hour

Here is another one haha


Kev's Courting Song.
Blown to much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool
Right next to hers and I ask
Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your ****
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the ******** you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the ****
And get down to the goodies straight off
Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your ****
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide you place or mine
We can **** off then
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does
I've been spat at and slapped
and need in the nackers
But then I've got a few ****s as well
Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your ****
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

The Dicken's family planted that first row of apple trees,
In the Dicken's family orchard back in 1953,
They waited 'til that first crop, was juicy red and ripe,
Then picked and pressed and bottled that very first batch of Dicken's
Cider,
It was the sweetest and the juiciest apple cider ever made,
And their slogan was 'Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday',
And I'd sing along with their radio jingle and although I'd never tried
it,
Couldn't wait 'til I was old enough to try my first Dicken's Cider.

Dicken's Cider, gotta have a Dicken's Cider,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday,
Mother nature's picked me up, feel good tonic fix, it up,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday.

I had my first Dicken's Cider, when I was seventeen,
And me girlfriend at the time never had a Dicken's Cider either,
We fumbled when we got the top off, and when we finally did,
It spurred all over her hair and face on her dress and down me leg,
From then on in, we had a Dicken's Cider on every single date,
And a quickie Dicken's Cider, when I dropped her at her gate,
But she blabbed and told her mother, and the next thing that I knew,
Found out that her mother loved a Dicken's Cide too.

Dicken's Cider, gotta have a Dicken's Cider,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday,
Mother nature's picked me up, feel good tonic, fix it up,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday.

Dicken's Cider before breakfast, is a great start to the day,
Dicken's Cider right on bedtime mate and you'll sleep like a baby,
69% proof stress relief, for women and for men,
Even my ol' nana enjoys a Dicken's Cider now and then,
It's medicinal and it's healthy, and it's guaranteed to work,
So before you see a doctor, try a Dicken's Cider first,
Puts a positive bounce back in your step and your eyes'll sparkle
brighter,
And remember any time's a good time, for a good ol' Dicken's Cider.

Dicken's Cider, gotta have a Dicken's Cider,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday,
Mother nature's picked me up, feel good tonic, fix it up,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday,
Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday.

Gotta have a Dicken's Cider everyday.

You can't say c**t in Canada - Kevin bloody Wilson

Eternity - Robbie Williams

The builder - Kevin bloody Wilson

Great live

Paranoid - black sabbath

Don't let the sun go down on me - George Michael and Elton John

Rock DJ - Robbie Williams