welcome to the internet...
Nice mustache

Men dont b*tch,they have complaints about b*tches

hey wait... did u just call me a b**ch???

Hey Judy, u look purdy lol

yeah I can get dates...
my point was u cant find a relationship online,dont fool urself this site is 4 entertainment only

I seem 2have probz like this when I try 2hook up with chicks on here
give up it aint worth it.

this site is alright 2BS when ur bored but thats about it.

If ur lookin 2 f**k go 2the club, if ur lookin 4a relationship...
GOOD LUCK!
Let me know if u figure out how 2get one

Yall can go ahead n add me,my page aint great but I just started it a lil bit ago.
myspace.com/neanderthaldave
Im like a candy shop...all u kidz are welcomed

I hate pickles n so does my dog.
we both like beer a lot

myspace.com/neanderthaldave

yall women are complicated
I luv being a man, food/sex/beer no mysteries there



also an immportant mystery to me is...
why is a double cheeseburger from Mc.donalds .99 cents but a single burger cost $1.09???

Im willing to try



I think I gotta better chance of solving a rubicks cube.

The greatest mystery in history

Ive been smokin bud since I was 11 and drinkin since I was 15. how mature do "they" say I am?



maybe thats why I still laugh at d**k and fart jokes

cheech vs. chong

Jay and silent bob
VS.
Harold and kumaar

I think ur a lil cutie

these forums are pretty f**kin dead, aint they?
Id talk to you cutie,but I hardly stay on this site very long its f**kin lame when theres no other young ppl on

whats up death?

I thought you where the source of all evil?

Enough to hold you to the brightest of lights,
to place you dangerously close to that sun,
enough to acknowledge the flaws you can't ignore
and recognize the cause of what's done is done,
more than enough to put my name behind my ideals,
and neglect my logic twice daily.
enough to keep me looking for my lucy in the sky with gems,
when I remember how you used to call me baby,
enough to look in my mirror with detest for every tear you shed regardless of
why you wept,
enough to curse any man who can't appreciate the depth of the ocean i swam
till i ran out of breath.

I love you, don't ever f**king question that,
that's why we'll probably never get along.
if I was better at finding the right words to say, I wouldn't need to write
these mother f**king songs.

I love you, I love you [faded]
never, don't ever f**king question that, don't ever f**king question that.
riding the public transit,
I study the blank stares to answer my questions of how and why I got so many
grey hairs. I take care of the nervous that runs through my extension cord,
and I reflect on that reoccurring dream where we met the Lord.
single file lines, to give her a pound one at a time but when i faced her-
I attempted to embrace her, she looked so fine,
I awoke from my sleep before her bodyguard had a chance to beat me to
submission and I still walk with my religion.
I watched the children scurry in circles around a two-way mirror,
worrying about which side of the glass projects the reflection clearer.
hear the whispers of the wind trying to get me to grin,
gassing' me up about the love that I plucked and I've been stuck within,
for every eclipse that stares at me from the other side of a paper cup of
espresso-
I light a match beneath a kettle,
and for ever set of lips that become attached and equipped with that program
to seek success, i bleed my ethics out a slow drip.
I used to know a man who met a woman, dont remember where,
big beautiful eyes and light brown hair,
she was from the burbs, he was from the south side of the city,
this was back when Franklin avenue was still pretty.
two different worlds apart, but the world is just a small town-
we all know how people like to get down.

are we eating babies again?

mmm so tender

I cant hear what you type,Ill lend you an eye