You may regret grabbing a cat during a fire, lol... Probably just need to open the door for them....
Pictures for sure for me, the old stuff, all the new stuff is on facebook anyways

You are smoking hot, but you need more info on your page!

Im here to prove myself wrong

You are a gorgeous girl so you will have no problem getting guys to send you stuff.... But, I would expand your about me section so you don't just get "you're pretty" over and over.

It’s a strange thing thinking about 30, it always seemed like an age that was far off but now me and most of my friends have already hit it, the realization starts to hit…. I am 30.

Now I know that it’s just a number and does not mean a whole lot. I felt the same on Aug 4th as I did on Aug 3rd. But, 30 comes with a set of expectations that are not talked about but everyone just kind of knows. Things about where you are in life, is your life “on track”. The thing is if you look at my life I am definitely not ready for 30. This becomes apparent any time I go to a family function and the questions start to come. Things like “Anyone special in your life” and “when are we going to get a little Rob”, I always just smile and walk off but the truth is way more simple, I’m just not ready to be 30.

I hear these questions and it does not make me sad or depressed, they have just always scared the crap out of me. I can remember talking to a good friend about this and he said, commenting on how bad I am at relationships, asked me why I thought that was. I answered with the most honest I have probably ever been with myself, I said “You know, a lot of guys are scared of rejection, I have always been scared of acceptance”. This has always been true for me, maybe that is just the cynical side of me, but the truth is, I have never had a relationship in my entire life that I would call a success. I have had so many people tell me “you just have not found the right one yet” but I don’t even know what that means. That statement always makes me laugh, maybe there is this mystical creature that will make me change the way I think but that just seems so strange to me. Don’t get me wrong, I love the thought of a family someday, but that thought has always seemed so far down the road, otherwise, I am just not ready for 30.

The question now becomes, at what point does your own expectations and that of the world become the same. So many people base their own self-worth on the how the world around them thinks of them that someone like me that lives a(to be honest) selfish life seems strange and they assume that I must be unhappy. The truth is, I love the life that I lead, it’s not perfect, but it is mine. I have never been dependent on anyone and I have done everything on my own, and I am proud of that. Maybe that person will come into my life “when I least expect it” as so many have told me and at that point I might just be ready for 30 :)

I make a fool out of myself all the time. part of my charm ;)

I would rather take a chance at getting hurt then sit here board off my ___.

I would rather take a chance at getting hurt then sit here board off my ___.

An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.” The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. “What about your third wish?” asks the genie. “Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. “What’s wrong?” asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”

nope, would love too. but life is complicated

sex is the ez part, it is the remembering to call, remembering dates, remembering your favorites, remembering details, just remembering stuff that is hard for me!

Sex can be thought, and it is a fun learning process! I recommend the 3 times a day approach!

Ok ladies, this is always fun... lets hear the funniest or most memorable first message you have gotten!

should I ask the obvious question?

hahaha, me too!

sitting here bored!!!! would love to go out but everyones being a bunch of wimps!

dont make a promise you cant keep!

i wont, here to serve!

wow, you are in control

come control me!