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Mon 04/20/26 03:47 PM
Managed to stay on the Pickleball court for two hours ... that my win for this week...coming back from a four month knee injury....yipeee I feel good ...

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Mon 04/20/26 03:36 PM
That is a good question to ask the ladies ....but since you asked...I would say because they had no man to take the picture......

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Mon 04/20/26 03:34 PM

Maybe so you will not be too disappointed when you meet on that first date, the same as when they say 'A few extra pounds' and turn up looking like a sumo wrestler on steroids. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

first Date? has anyone here actually been on a date from someone on this site , seem all I run into so far is catfish and scammers lol . sorry a little off topic



Fortunately or Unfortunately I have had some dates from this site .... There was one that lasted three years , and there were ones that lasted three months...In total my body count would be 5 in five years....lol...

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Mon 04/20/26 03:28 PM
Its what we called at one time "an Outstanding" profile Alex....OUT being the key word....which actually meant it was out of relevant information.
Dude , put a little more effort ... especially ABOUT you.
Good looks alone wont get you far with the beautiful ladies on this site, trust me I have been trying for 5 years ..
Good Luck !!

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Mon 04/20/26 03:20 PM
Just looking for answers that come to me from many different sources....thanks for the latest answer re: TG post ... good to know ....Now I am left wondering who someone is ....lol..

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Mon 04/20/26 03:15 PM


To qualify as a return one must first give the gift....and gifting is not to everyone , I hope !! Whether its a good or bad gift does not matter ...point is a gift is a gift, any way you slice it111


Grabs another bottle of water and leaves the door open, so that someone can look the the Gift horse in the mouth !!

Slim walks out and Mikey's horse walks in ....


now that's just downright mean of you Slim..


lettin the horse in after the skunk?? yer NOT a gift.. yer a nasty

*Zee scoops up all the horse turds and places'em in a wrapped gift box labeled "Slim - do not open until yer home"* pitchfork


Why ya doing Mikey's job and blame me.....he wanted his horse in there to kick some azz, thats why he told me to leave the door open......great take it out on the only sober guy that comes into your Pub....and has a clean account now ...rant rant

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Mon 04/20/26 03:04 PM
Hey c'mon ...I was reading French Letters since the age of 13....and I normally take the Via to Montreal....so I have time to brush up on the signs...

Do I have to take a number to get that promise taken care ofv ???Reservation ....how do you roll !!??

OT : Guessing the new and improved Grumpy Witch qualifies as a real woman....

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Mon 04/20/26 02:59 PM
Just watched Marked for Death!! Ole Steven Seagal ....liked the action...

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Mon 04/20/26 02:55 PM
porn director

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Mon 04/20/26 01:13 PM
After playing two hours of Pickleball , I am tired... but still squeezing out the juice to be here!

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Mon 04/20/26 01:11 PM
Queen

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Mon 04/20/26 01:08 PM
Probably making more porn like pics and also trying to get Apple in the mix.....I see Mikey in the the middle looking dope...bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Mon 04/20/26 01:06 PM
WOTS is Mikey's looking for the highest bidder....and its a no limit bid system!!

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Mon 04/20/26 12:59 PM



violent?? naw...

yes violent.....you should know ... because I know you still waiting to "whoopi my butski" or something to that effect....


pfffft.. face it.. you want me ta whoop yer buttski pitchfork





laugh



All I get is Threats....not promises ....bigsmile bigsmile

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Mon 04/20/26 12:56 PM


What you see is not always what you get ...
But your observation is duly noted and for the record She already rejected me outright......So how about you step in and mend my broken heart ...lol....
And welcome to M2 !!
Looks like you scared off another one...lol


Certainly looks that way...
Wondering why I cant do that to all and sundry, with just a few exceptions....if you know what or who I mean!!!

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Mon 04/20/26 12:49 PM
To qualify as a return one must first give the gift....and gifting is not to everyone , I hope !! Whether its a good or bad gift does not matter ...point is a gift is a gift, any way you slice it111


Grabs another bottle of water and leaves the door open, so that someone can look the the Gift horse in the mouth !!

Slim walks out and Mikey's horse walks in ....

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Mon 04/20/26 12:40 PM
Depending on the type of relationship you are logged into....
FWB......straighjt up Sex

LTA...love and sex plus more sex

Girlfriend..Sex Sex and Love

Stranger... One night stand plenty Sex

IMO

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Mon 04/20/26 12:36 PM


Moral of the joke.
Don't intake anything without knowing It's outcome heritage..
It almost skipped Saturday Sunday..


Viagara viagara 🤣🤣🤣


He definitely knew the outcome... and "That Was It" ohwell


One time I took two , cause there were supposed to be three ladies coming over at decent intervals... None of the wenches showed up , and my arm ended up in a sling for a week!!!

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Mon 04/20/26 12:32 PM
You right on the money...babe ...


Next : grumpy Witch

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Mon 04/20/26 12:29 PM



@Slim gym
250 day exile??? Lolzzz.....mine is 360 days x I can't remember no more.... ha ha ha



in that 250 day exile I came to Sydney Australia , looking for a suitable partnership....sadly only one in three were approved.....


At least you got one approval.... How did it went.....

As Churchill said "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." smokin


It went pretty much as expected, except she wanted for us to settle in a place called Alice Springs...and that was not my cup of tea ....so I returned empty handed...

Awaiting another proposal....loved the Aussie way of life though ....

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