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Sun 07/06/08 01:22 PM
I'd vote for him...but will there be an assasination on him...I hear that alot...Why would that be...

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Sun 07/06/08 01:20 PM
look honey your kinda cute...but how much have you smoked today...

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Sun 07/06/08 01:15 PM
pokerstars...of course

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Sun 07/06/08 12:44 PM
My days good...Just relaxn playn poker...

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Sun 07/06/08 12:40 PM
Hey msmyka...Love your smile...Beautiful!! :heart:

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Sun 07/06/08 12:38 PM
hey faithful.. How are you hon.Hope your having a good sunday...

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Sun 07/06/08 12:35 PM
hey there coco...hows your day

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Tue 02/19/08 02:53 AM
Hello there flowerforyou

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Fri 02/01/08 09:27 PM
Edited by nekred on Fri 02/01/08 09:28 PM
Brownies....

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Thu 01/31/08 07:34 PM
ty people...sry didnt know everyone was so anal...

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Thu 01/31/08 07:26 PM
I apologize For an earlier post....Penis Envy....Never even crossed my mind About it being offensive...

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Thu 01/31/08 05:35 PM


1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
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Thu 01/31/08 05:16 PM



A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Stevie, wanna play house?"

He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

The girl replies, "I want you to communicate."

He says to her, "That word is too big. I have no idea what it means."

The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
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Thu 01/31/08 05:06 PM
lol lulu... laugh

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Thu 01/31/08 04:30 PM
"My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her," said George.

"He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" replied his friend.

"No, that's not what made her the maddest," the husband chuckled.

"It's not?" asked the friend.

"No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the curtains!"

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Wed 01/30/08 05:17 PM
Edited by nekred on Wed 01/30/08 05:17 PM
kiss than run...hoping I dont get smacked

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Wed 01/30/08 05:03 PM
Bush is a moron....

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Mon 01/28/08 06:05 PM
lol irad8you...I thought this one was funny guess not lol...
sad :cry:

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Mon 01/28/08 06:03 PM
shoot the breeze

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Mon 01/28/08 06:00 PM

No man is truly married
until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.

Amen brother...I think it took me only 12 years to learn that...Talkin about some rough times lol...
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