wrong forum, guys

And.............he can hear her cummin'!!!!!!!

too funny

civil war reenactor. my name is will, when they say fire at will...........I duck

To show the raccoons that it COULD be done.

I agree. Only touble is.......it has ACLU written all over it. Can you say lawsuit, children??????????

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I was having such a difficult time trying to decide who to vote for untill you put it in perspective.

At the end of the tax year, the tax office sent an investigator to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the drippings?"

"Good question", answered the Rabbi," we scrape them up and send them back to the candle maker and every now and again, they send us some free candles."

"Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had such a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxiuos way. "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with all the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing he as trying to catch him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them, send them back to the manufacturer, and every once in a while, they send us a new box."

"I see," said the auditor, trying hard to think of a way to fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do you do with the left over foreskins from all the circumcisions that you perform?"

"Here too, we do not waste" answerd the Rabbi. "We save up all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete pr*ck!"

Loks like "petey" from the little rascals

now he's a pencil d*cked geek

you'll last til she get's tired of that floor

showin' my age but......Sunday Morning Coming Down.........Kris kristoferson

the thing about fairy tales is that you wish they was true

Bring back the swats!!!!!!..........not the swat team

What do you mean, NO VIRGINS

I gotta hand it to me....them ladies always have the last word

so, go for it............

Where can I get me some????????/

yes, dear............ouch!!!!!!!!