Oh my lady, I think the saying went FUKC but it's all in good fun. Isn't
it? lol

LOLOL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCIA!!!!!!!

I turn and run from red flags but you wave a white flag and I'll be all
over you. LOLOL easy prey.

Hi Shane and blanca, welcome to the best free site on the internet. Just
poke around in the forums and join in the fun. I'm sure you will make
some great friends here.

Poor, poor whisper. I know it's not funny but i can't help but laugh.
sowwy

PFFFFFT

Now the only thing to root for here is the grizzlys winning the lotto.
And who really cares about them?

I'm gearing up for football now, GO BRONCOS!!!!

Think I'll go polish the grape ape (my fatboy)

LMAO what a freak. I bet he really did it too and when the backlash hit
he went into denial mode. Shoot just look at him, he looks like he has
been dead for years.

Since ESPN seems to think poker is a sport I say poker. Let's see em
bluff in the buff

your list is getting kind of long raw, hope you're not going on that
bike.

Dang Morena, you make it sound like you're an old woman. Shoot 36???
Maybe you should get yourself a boytoy to play with.

Don't make spay get off his couch

mature adults only? guess that leaves me out

LOL good one!!!

patience, patience, patience

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangov er after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have
to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like ****."

BRONCOS and yes that would make me a raider hater. Sorry diff. it's
nothing personal I also hate chiefs and lately have been festering alot
of hate for chargers too. GOOO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!

WTF kind of question is that? I'm too busy trying to keep em from
throwing rocks at me to worry about you. Sorry, you're on your own bud.

Just south of Memphis here

1. Put 400 bricks in a room.

2. Put your new employees in the room with the bricks and close the
door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting
Department.

b. If they are re-counting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them
in
Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them
in
Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in
Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in
Information
Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are
looking
for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Marketing.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Sales.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic
Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been
moved, congratulate them and put them in top Management.

m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a
way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.