pot should be legal. I mean how many potheads do yall know that get
stoned and go on crime sprees? My experience is that I always got lazy
then hungry. and not to mention the giggles. What a cool world this
would be if everyone smoked pot.
I had to quit smoking it awhile back due to drug testing on the job but
I will ALWAYS consider myself a pothead.

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.
She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. "What troubles you, Sister?"
asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with
your family."

"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother.
We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented
golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."

"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your
day of recreation was not relaxing?"

"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name
in vain today!"

"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must
tell me all about it!"

"Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother -
540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit
the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And
it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it
hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"

"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely that
didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"

"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to
fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my
ball and runs off down the fairway!"

"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized Mother.

"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud
of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God,
this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off,
with my ball still clutched in his paws!"

"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile.
"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as
the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling,
and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped
out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest,
fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...

"You missed the ****ing putt, didn't you?"

I have to be honest, I talked about as much trash about the tigers
winning it all as Dorsey did about Oden. Guess we were both wrong, way
wrong!!!!! Now all we have is high hopes for next year.

Guess I'll go with you Fanta, GOOOOOO TARHEELS!!!!!!!!!!

when I was living in Charlotte I always heard the sky is Carolina blue,
gods country. from NC's last game I'm thinking it may be true. There may
have been some devine intervention.



GOOO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!

chicago

Memphis? well back to back trips to the elite 8 should be enough proof
these guys are for real. The tigers are flying in under the radar and
that's just fine with us. ohio state is in for a really big surprise.
Oh, and by the way since you are so knowledgeable on college bb have
you ever heard of a guy by the name of derrick rose? I'm hearing he is
the #1 high school senior this year. Guess where he will be playing next
year? I'm thinking he will be helping the tigers defend their national
championship.

GOOO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of
The way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of
the
Money his parents gave him.

Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
Believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they
Actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole
Blue how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that
Program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into
The course" So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000 About 2/3 way
Through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father
again.

"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
Believe this - they've had such good results with this program that
They've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

That program?"

Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the
Money.

The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find
Out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read
something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
Before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked
back
In the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around
With that little redhead who lives in town?'

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a ***** before he talks to
Your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

(The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.......)

mmarried two times, divorced 2 times.
Very happily single for 13 years now

aquarious here, feb. 3 but I have no idea what it means.

(((txs))) I know how you feel, my dad died 3 years ago too but i was
lucky to be able to care for him his last year and we got very close. I
thank god every day for allowing me to have the time with him. I still
miss him so much, guess i always will.
As LAmom says he is looking down at you with big smiles. he may not be
here in person but his spirit will always be with you.

Going to a bike show in Memphis

FLOWERS

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her
flowers.

The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting
flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like
spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"

Hi honest, I live in Southaven, MS but I'm not sure where Laurel is.

Welcome to the community there are lots of really cool folks here.

Sorry, I only paint my own nails

If I was a woman and looked like this would yall kiss me?



I certainly hope not

standing and saluting our troops. Very nice work txs!!!


PS
like the new pic too

WOW!!!! you are so cool. What a talent you have with your words, it's
just amazing.
Thanks Jenni you made my day. It's raining now but on my next ride you
will be with me if only in spirit. Feel the fury of the fatboy between
your legs ;)
I call it the grape ape but the guys I ride with call it barney, I think
they just like pulling my chain.
Thanks again my dear friend.

LMAO

i agree wholeheartedly

good reply bill