A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of
The way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of
the
Money his parents gave him.

Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
Believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they
Actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole
Blue how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that
Program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into
The course" So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000 About 2/3 way
Through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father
again.

"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
Believe this - they've had such good results with this program that
They've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

That program?"

Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the
Money.

The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find
Out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read
something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
Before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked
back
In the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around
With that little redhead who lives in town?'

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a ***** before he talks to
Your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

(The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.......)

NOW THATS THE FUNNNIEST STORY,I WANT ME A SON LIKE THAT LOL.

that was great

Ha ha hah ha. ! I like that one. That's the best.!!!Whiew!!!

Hear this one??!! A Jamaican man was complaining to an Employer that it
is UNFAIR as the Trinidadian he chose to employ, had the same
qualifications like him (the Jamaican). The employer said: "Well. You
both got the SAME marks for all the answers in your entrance test. But
when it reached to question 10, The Trinidadian said 'I don't know' and
you said. "I don't know either."


This handsome man in this mansion asks his ugly neighbour in the shack
next door: "How come you and your wife so ugly, and you're making
'pretty children,' and my wife and I are the pretty couple while we are
making ugly children. what do you do?
The ugly man, who stutters immensely, answered:
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