careful joshy, cyber child support is real I think

cyber baby LMFAO

ESPN came out with the first preseason poll yesterday and the Memphis
Tigers have the top spot. First time in the universitys history. GO
TIGERS!!!!!!!

hi lilshorty, welcome to JSH

now with that said, you are only 18 and a beautiful young lady. I have 3
words for you, protection, protection, and more protection.

your honesty says alot about you PK. I'd much rather hear the truth than
some made up story. You're a good kitty

go to court and ask for an extension. Then slow that azz down girl.

LMAO CSG

be real would you?

never been asked on a date. pfffffft

party pooper


It was fun while it lasted though.

Several years ago, a new preacher moved to Houston, Texas.

Some weeks after he arrived, he had occasion to ride the bus from his
home to the downtown area. When he sat down, he discovered that the
driver had accidentally given him a quarter too much change. As he
considered what to do, he thought to himself, "You'd better give the
quarter back. It would be wrong to keep it."

Then he thought, "Oh, forget it, it's only a quarter. Who would worry
about this little amount? Anyway, the bus company gets too much fare;
they will never miss it. Accept it as a 'gift from God' and keep
quiet."

When his stop came, he paused momentarily at the door, and then he
handed the quarter to the driver and said, "Here, you gave me too much
change."

The driver with a smile replied, "Aren't you the new preacher in town?
I have been thinking lately about going to worship somewhere. I just
wanted to see what you would do if I gave you too much change. I'll see
you at church on Sunday"

When the preacher stepped off of the bus, he literally grabbed the
nearest light pole, held on, and said, "Oh God, I almost sold your Son
for a quarter." Our lives are the only Bible some people will ever read.

This is a really scary example of how much people watch us as Christians
and will put us to the test! Always be on guard and remember that you
carry the name of Christ on your shoulders when you call yourself
"Christian."

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.

All I have to say is don't sell mississippi short, we have our fair
share of dumbasses here too.

maybe they all migrated from arkansas?

now see what you started song?

my question was why would anyone fill up 12 blow up sex dolls with
helium? WTF???

Maybe he wanted them to be hard to get

NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE:

Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture

by Elroy Willis

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best
described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen
other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from
people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced
the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into
the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed
was Jesus. "She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed
out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet
Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced
dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I
stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was
convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to
say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the
force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene Madison questioned
the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a
toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck
came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium,
which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins,32, of Fort Smith ,
who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus,
pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said
"Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him,and Mrs. Williams was
sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by
him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower
said when asked why his wife would do such a thing. When asked for
comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just
too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

hi, welcome to JSH

a few from my dear mother...

do as i say not as i do

as long as you live under my roof.......


boy I wish I had listened now

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