NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE:

Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture

by Elroy Willis

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best
described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen
other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from
people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced
the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into
the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed
was Jesus. "She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed
out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet
Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced
dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I
stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was
convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to
say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the
force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene Madison questioned
the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a
toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck
came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium,
which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins,32, of Fort Smith ,
who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus,
pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said
"Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him,and Mrs. Williams was
sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by
him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower
said when asked why his wife would do such a thing. When asked for
comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just
too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

now thats faith baby....

i wish i believed in something, anything as much as she seemed to
believe in that, of course maybe the husband bought off the witness' and
really threw her out of the car.


doc

WAS SHE ON METH???

I LIVE IN ARKANSAS.....LOTS OF METH USERS IN THIS STATE!!!

I'm in AR too, and that sounds more like crack!!






Only in Arkansas........

my question was why would anyone fill up 12 blow up sex dolls with
helium? WTF???

Maybe he wanted them to be hard to get

CRACK...MAYBE IN LITTLE ROCK....BUT NOT IN POCAHONTAS...WE HAVE REAL
CRYSTAL METH HERE....

i used to live in arkansas--lotta meth in northwest and northern part of
the state

I'm in Benton, and am firmly convinced there's either crack in the
water, or just an abundance of stupidity!

All I have to say is don't sell mississippi short, we have our fair
share of dumbasses here too.

maybe they all migrated from arkansas?

it's fake, see link:
http://www.elroysemporium.com/news/rapturetalk.html

i live in arkansas, too...lol...

party pooper


It was fun while it lasted though.

lol...i live in conway, i see all sorts of strange things...we DO have
three colleges, heh.

or born there there everywhere now cant escape them . but you do make a
good point why have the dolls aired up an traveling with them weird .

Benton is nothin but a bunch of dumbasses who are wannabe-yuppies.
Parents and kids alike.

same to you

well Clinton was from Ark.
maybe it was his fault!!!

im born an raised in benton county arkansas an didnt start this bashing
of my home town area an dont care for it if you dont like this area then
stay out but leave me be about how bad we are cause were not all bad in
fact there wasnt so much of this crap before everyone moved here from
different places .

Some of my ancestors lived in Benton County, Arkansas at one time. I
have visited there and found it quite nice.

Sounds like she was nuts, call me sooooooo rude, but I can't stop
laughing right now!!!


I live in Arkansas too, so sadly this don't suprise me. I know alot of
people who are nuts and cracked out enough to do this. I live in Jackson
County, which a few years ago was the meth capital of the world.

I'm soooo sorry, I'm laughin too hard right now to write anything
else!!!