"I Just Wanna Say I Love You"

You know why she always carries that ruler around?
Ya, that's right, she likes the big boys!

Now you're talkin' warm up the oil, and MAYBE I won't have to discipline you!

We just want sex and food, feed us and screw us, it can't get much simpler. A little stimulating conversation is good too. Coinciding Spiritual Beliefs would be awesome. It would be nice if you embraced my flakyness, but not a neccesity!

We are simple, it's all you girls that are complex

I don't believe you

I need a sacred oil anointing! Bless me sister, and we will sin!

It's great to be Nial my options are pretty wide open.

It would be a blessing for me!

It will be a blessing, don't worry.

Ok, I made it, but I want you on your knees!

Stop answering the door in your towel!

Exactly, I mean sorry folks, but you are all a big gamble. I met one local that I first met online, and really enjoyed talking to but when we met there was just no charge. I don't think I would go across the country on a gamble. But if you are ever vacationing in Santa Fe, give me a call. I don't want to move either. We all joke "Another day in Paradise" but it is somewhat the truth, I Love it here!

I don't have a problem with that, distance is the problem, Off the top of my head I think Brooke is really very cute and funny, but Indy, I don't think so. I really enjoy talkin' to just lookin' on the phone, but Ohio, I doubt it. That redhead that wants to smack me, Prescott, that's doable. And damn it, I just looked and Tina is in heaven They kicked me out of heaven and they won't allow me back in!

I knew you would know, it's understood!

Smack, as in kiss?

Never

Ya, most likely to become a homeless drug addict.

I'm sorry Tina, but they all mean nothing, really!

And to all the other ones... I'm just messing with tina, you all know that really you're the one.

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained: 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'
'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?' Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan.