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Tue 11/04/08 12:06 PM
Well Hit back lj

I did some updating but may be a little heavy but lets see

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Tue 11/04/08 12:02 PM
It is ok SK nothing real major but needs to be done with first if you like to more email me and I will explain

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Tue 11/04/08 11:57 AM
SK,

been seperated since June of 06 have to wait 2 more years to file do to some other legal issue. and there is no way I am going back to that life again. Long story

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Tue 11/04/08 11:55 AM
Cat,

Cow town is the same boring ass always

Laugh,

Not sure what to say about myself

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Tue 11/04/08 11:48 AM
Umm what?

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Tue 11/04/08 11:46 AM
PLease be honest and let me know what you think of my profile and give suggestions as how to fix it up if needed.


Thanks
Tim

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Fri 10/31/08 09:02 AM
USMC 83 thru 97
Field Radio 2/4 "Magnificent Bastards" Lejeune, NC
Radar Repairman MATCS 38/MACS 7 ElToro/Tustin, CA
Beruit 83
Phillipines 86
Desert Storm/Desert Shield 90-91
Operation Restore Hope Somallia 92-93


Semper Fi

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Fri 10/17/08 11:19 AM
Welcome and have fun. Nice ink BTW.

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Wed 10/01/08 09:04 AM
Bob and Tom RAWK

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Thu 09/18/08 07:32 AM
Hey ya'll watch this frustrated frustrated :banana:

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Fri 09/12/08 06:12 AM
Howdey all Happy "that day"

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Fri 09/12/08 06:08 AM
Amen sister I am all for this. Robin for presidentslaphead slaphead :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Wed 09/10/08 10:12 AM
{{{{{{Feral}}}}}}}

Been away for awhile but I am back :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :angel:

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Fri 09/05/08 10:32 AM
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Pick me pick me please

I have been away but I am back now

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Tue 09/02/08 05:31 AM
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that lies in front of door???














Matt

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Fri 08/29/08 09:17 AM
{{{{{{Deb}}}}} How things going with you. I know I been gone awhile. But I am back now.. I think anywayfrustrated frustrated tears tears

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Wed 06/25/08 01:46 PM


A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer the Marine says,'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'


Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.
'
Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.


'The sailor responds, 'Point taken.'


The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'


The sailor, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'


The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says......'The Navy invented sex!'


The Marine replies, 'That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.'





Not a truer word has been spoken drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker

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Fri 05/30/08 10:40 AM

Lately I have been sleeping more and more on my couch. Whenever I try to sleep in my bed I just can't it feels empty to me.

Do you ever get lonely bed syndrome?


All the time

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Thu 05/29/08 06:37 AM
Black and White
(Under age 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
'Good Night, David Good Night, Chet.'

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice-pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries, but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.

Flunking gym was not an option, even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.

Oh yeah ... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.

Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked there and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front step, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that?

We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive?

LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA, AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T; SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING.

Pass this to someone and remember that life's most simple pleasures are very often the best.


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Wed 05/14/08 10:30 AM

*Don't squat with your spurs on.
*Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
*Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
*The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
*If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
*The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
*Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
*Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
*Always drink upstream from the herd.
*Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth's a jawin'
*Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
*Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
*When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
*When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

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