when you cross a donkey and an onion?

you crack me up uk

starting marketing campaign for waffles

clever very clever

well

is there a web site for these movies?lol

they all have two sets of matching letters

take me drunk,im home again

There was a bear and a rabbit taking a sh#$ side by side in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, hello mr. rabbit, do you have the problem of sh$% sticking to your fur when your finished. No not at all mr. bear the rabbit replied.At this the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his a@# with him.

A blonde was driving through arizona when she seen something disturbing out her window.It was another blonde about 100 yards off the road in a row boat.Quickly she pulls the car over, gets out and screams, you know its dumb blondes like you that give all of us a bad name, and if i could swim, i'd come over there and kick your a@@!

A blonde walks into a bar, choses a table, orders a beer, slams it and yells 151 woo hoo.Ten minutes later, three more blondes join her.They order up and do same 151 woo hoo. A few minutes later there wre ten blondes at the table,just having a ball. The waitress brings them another round of beers and says, dont mean to pry ladies but i am curious as what the 151 is all about, especially since youre drinking beers not and not rum.At this the first blonde in proudly stands up, pokes out her chest and says, well we all chipped in and got a puzzle together.It only took us 151 days to put it together, and on the front of the box it said from 2 to 3 years.

good one!

hopefully he dont take their sense of humor as well