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Sat 02/23/08 06:48 PM
yousaid you wouldnt telllaugh laugh

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Sat 02/23/08 06:46 PM

I don't get it
his names albert 555-5612,he will surely educate you

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Sat 02/23/08 06:02 PM
An elderly fellow hires a young escort and meets at locaol hotel.He greets her and says he needs to prepare for the fun.He exits the bathroom wearing a blindfold, earmuffs, and noseplugs.Confused the young lady asks whats up with the get up.To this the old man replies,young lady, theres three things i cant stand, thats the sight of blood, the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber.

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Sat 02/23/08 05:53 PM
madame mercury

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Sat 02/23/08 05:51 PM
has on of the sexiest shirts i have ever seendrinker

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Sat 02/23/08 05:48 PM
Otep-Wild flowers

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Sat 02/23/08 05:47 PM

You can tell if they are METH addicts if they have a lot of broken appliances in their yard. I have heard that METH addicts also like broken appliances. Sometimes they cover them up with a blue tarp so if you see a blue tarp in someone's yard, chances are they are a METH addict. drinker

being from tenessee iam deeply offended by this comment. obviously you have no appreciation for redneck lawn art.laugh laugh

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Sat 02/23/08 11:32 AM

Get a gun and learn how to use it. smokin
can i get an amen
drinker

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Wed 02/20/08 04:24 PM
kudos you are officially diagnossed with fecal-phelialaugh laugh drinker drinker drinker

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Wed 02/20/08 11:34 AM

They're no longer together as a band. Chris Cornell was the brain and voice behind the band, he's off on his own doing various things now. He's the best and most certainly a musical genius if there ever was the definition to the term. smokin
Cornell formed audioslave with members of rage aginst machines.trully rocks, check em out. remember temple ofthe dog?

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Wed 02/20/08 11:31 AM
has great smile and kind words one classy lady

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Wed 02/20/08 11:28 AM
quality control at chapstick corp.

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Wed 02/20/08 11:25 AM
Rage against the machine-Killing in the name of

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Wed 02/20/08 11:22 AM

Soundgarden rocks!
so does testament and dragonforce!destuction, celtic frost,agnostic front,storm troopers of death, love that 90's metal.drinker drinker drinker

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Wed 02/20/08 11:19 AM
POD is great to see live.caught em at ozzfest99 and they were great.the crowd in detroit gave them no respect,i guess goin on before metallica is tough. they made metallica sound like a garage band

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Wed 02/20/08 11:14 AM
if it moves you it cant be wrong

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Wed 02/20/08 11:11 AM

Dave Matthews...? yawn noway

Not even! He sounds like someone's standing on his big toe while he's singing. *turns on Metallica*laugh

drinker
i dig metallica but not a good comparison for vocals. hetfield cant carry atune in a bucket.try soundgarden next time.

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Wed 02/20/08 11:07 AM

Well I decided to start a Rockband instead..

Last American Idol Winner Jordin Sparks..horrible horrible songwriting..NO THANK YOU
whats your bands name, and does it have a website?

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Tue 02/19/08 12:54 PM
laugh laugh

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Tue 02/19/08 12:52 PM
A pretty lady lies on table at gynecologists office.
the doctor asks, mam would you like me to numb you down there first.
yes doctor i cant stand pain
to this the doc bends down and begins to num num num

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