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Have you ever went into the wrong restroom by mistake?

Cleaver

I would like it if there was a law that the top poliitcal people in the country must be the first ones to go into combat during war.

I think a lot more would be decided around a table if we had this law.

Clothes shopping

Dynamic

“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

Yes, that other guy was really cute and the girls got along great together.

Just kidding



Have you ever had a crush on one of your friend's parent?

Nope.

Have you ever made a date, forgot to pick her up, get a nasty phone call from her, have her big brother come over and beat you up, end up in the hospital and not learn anything from that?

Interesting

Gorgeous

charisma

buggutsstickum - that glob that is almost impossible to get off after you splat a bug on your windshield

A picture is worth a 1,000 words

Dream