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Mon 12/12/11 11:00 AM
.357 String Band - Shot down
Link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul89vOYzEio

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Mon 12/12/11 09:39 AM
Well, maybe didn't deserve the crowbar, but hey...

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Mon 12/12/11 09:38 AM
Thanks! It has been interesting going back and thinking about all that I have been through and talking with people I haven't seen in years! Getting beat down was no fun, but I deserved it haha. I'll keep postin' stuff here and there for ya guys.

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Mon 12/12/11 09:27 AM
...I looked down and noticed the blood spreading on the ground below me. The blows from the crowbar and boots must have been fiercer than I had first thought. I watched the crimson puddle grow larger through eyes that were not my own. I had to keep moving. I did not want to end up unconscious on the side of the road. I slowly started moving again. I was nearing home, but it was home no more, and it was not my destination. Lisa's apartment was where I felt the need to be. We had not talked in years, but I knew she would not turn me away. She might not be happy to see me, but I would not be alone. Slowly, painfully, I continued to make my way down the darkening streets. I was slipping into blackness as I ascended the stairs to her flat, and the last thing I remembered of the night was falling into her arms as the darkness overtook me.

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Sat 08/13/11 08:21 AM
Portage county here...back after a couple years of being gone. how is everyone?

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Fri 05/15/09 07:57 AM
vandals - my girlfriend's dead

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me
Where she was
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia
Or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

I guess there's a part of me
That likes the sympathy
Of the looks on their faces
When I tell them how she passed away
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So i tell them all she's dead

My girlfriend's dead
My girlfriend's dead you see
It's a total lie
But it's easier on me
Than having to admit
That she likes someone else

My girlfriend's dead
My girlfriend's dead you know
Please change the subject
Or I'm going to go
Jump off a building
And join her in hell
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me
Where she was
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

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Fri 05/15/09 07:51 AM
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Wed 01/14/09 02:30 PM
and i got a hockey puck


i put in my engagement ring

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Wed 01/14/09 02:29 PM
what's up....finally made it back. how has everyone been? Happy new year

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Fri 10/10/08 07:45 AM
and I got boyz II Men...

HOw's life Ra?

I put in my cleanest t-shirt

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Thu 10/09/08 09:10 AM
hehehehe...

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Thu 10/09/08 09:02 AM
now it's loop swoop, and THEN pull right?


likes eating popcorn naked on the couch...

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Thu 10/09/08 08:59 AM
I sit here
alone
watching love stories
on the television.

I sit here
naked
eating popcorn
and wishing you were here.

On the television
Brad Pitt
kisses some girl
passionately.

I dropped
some popcorn
in my lap.
But I'm naked.

I look around,
no one to see
me pick up the
corn

and throw it,
without thought,
into the ashtray.
What?

Did you think
that I would eat it?
What's wrong
with you?

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Thu 10/09/08 08:54 AM

spock Is it ever okay for your Significant Other to yell at you?huh If it is ,when is it?huh


Yes, I believe there is. You're not going to come across it in the first stages of your relationship, but people get angry and sometimes they yell. It's just a part of being human. Sometimes people do stupid things, and in return get yelled at. Now, there is a point in which a deserved tongue-lashing turns into verbal abuse. If it becomes an everyday occurance, you need to re-evaluate why you are with this person.

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Thu 10/09/08 08:49 AM
Glad to hear you're doing well. Moving to the States??

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Thu 10/09/08 08:44 AM
And I got pork fried rice!


RAAA!!! What's going on buddy?


I put in my old sneaker...ewwww smelly!

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Thu 10/09/08 08:42 AM
I got pretty sick this last couple weeks. I move into my place monday I think. How have you been?

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Thu 10/09/08 08:39 AM
Hi all! Sorry it's been so long since I've been on. I was homeless for a month, and I'm trying to find a new job. I left my place of residence and had some snags in moving into the new place. Well, that and I was really lazy about starting the search for the new place in the first place. Just wanted to drop in and tell you all I miss you, and our conversations. I hope you all are well. I'll try and swing through more often.

-Dan

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Sat 08/23/08 10:59 PM
And I got a boner...(can I say that on here?)


I put in a dirty towel

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Mon 08/11/08 09:51 PM
and I got high off it.


I put in a brand new wii gaming system.


ED!!! you kick ass...we need to drink soon!!!

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