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Mon 07/07/08 12:58 PM
Only on saturdays....




wishes she could fly

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Mon 07/07/08 12:56 PM
let's take him to the nudist resort in cinncinati lol he'd love that

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Mon 07/07/08 12:55 PM
hey squirrels need vitamins too......






secretly wishes she was one of the hanson bros

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Mon 07/07/08 12:54 PM
we're on it...maybe we could take him to a strip club and see if he makes any money

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Mon 07/07/08 12:52 PM
when I awoke, i found it was worse than crabs...it was super crabs

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Mon 07/07/08 12:50 PM
awwww you got me...lol just kidding




is really a black woman

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Mon 07/07/08 12:49 PM
so true...



paid me 10 dollars to run around the store yelling "I'm coocoo for coco puffs"

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Mon 07/07/08 12:47 PM
Funny man....we should dress him up in a mini-skirt and take him to the beach.

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Mon 07/07/08 12:47 PM
steal all the condoms from the bathroom?

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Mon 07/07/08 12:46 PM
hehehe been there done that....not THE white house though




owns a spice girls tee shirt

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Mon 07/07/08 12:33 PM
You should have seen it man, there was hair everywhere.

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Mon 07/07/08 12:32 PM
I walked into the kitchen and, rubbing the sleep from my eyes, noticed that someone had stolen my coffee pot.

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Mon 07/07/08 12:32 PM
only on thursdays lol



goes to sleep every night wearing a nixon mask

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Mon 07/07/08 12:31 PM
bake

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Mon 07/07/08 12:30 PM
As funny and off the wall as you can imagine. Add a sentence and let's see what we can come up with.




It was 7:00 in the morning, and I was just waking up.

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Mon 07/07/08 12:27 PM
perfect

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Mon 07/07/08 12:27 PM
Attn: Punk night at the Gyro in Kent again tonight.....be there or be covered in honey and tied to a ant hill

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Mon 07/07/08 12:25 PM
hehehe another good idea...



likes to run nude through the halls of the local college

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Mon 07/07/08 12:24 PM
no he just ran amuck....he started tearing through the mall kicking over orange juice carts and little old ladies....the whole time I'm running around behind him yelling at him to stop and I'd give him the antidote...(that usually works) finally I caught up with him in the victoria secret shop...he was trying on bras and...ughhh it was really gross. I put his leash on him and walked him back down to the front doors, but security stopped us and tried to make me pay for all the damages, and I'm all like, I'm not paying for this crap, I didn't make the mess. So of course my sasquatch decides it's a good idea to smack the security guys down to the ground and run away, with me holding the leash, sliding behind him....it was a freaking mess man.

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Mon 07/07/08 12:20 PM
Kent here!!!!!! Let's hear it.......

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