Community > Posts By > TristanBru
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hillbilly wedding
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a young southern gentleman is with his father preparing to say his vows. his dad jokingly asks how good is she in the sack. wide eyed his son answers he doesnt know she is a virgin. in a fit of rage the father bursts into chapel and screams the weddings off, if she aint good enough for her own kin then we dont want er either ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I have been in love twice, what about you?? |
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somebody kick me....
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don't lose faith in all men...we're not all bad...the guy probably just dropped his phone in the toilet or something stupid like that...we're good at things like that...well i am...im pretty clumsy! :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The motorcycle patrolman
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence..... "Get well soon..... From the nurse in the jeep you pulled over last week" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
dead computer
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Topic:
its Friday
Edited by
TristanBru
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Fri 01/18/08 12:39 PM
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Another weekend driveing all over this god forsaken state trying to kill off boredom, till I have to go back to work monday. O-Boy!!!!!!! Where's the beer.
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Is Borock Obama a terrorist
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Ahh, good to see such an enlightening and informed topic pop up on JSH. Yes, Barack Obama is a terrorist and Hillary Clinton is actually a robot. And they are both socialist commi-nazis. If either is elected no one will ever be able to own a gun and hispanics will take over the country. *buries head in hands* Please vote, but please inform yourselves slightly beforehand. ![]() |
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Is Borock Obama a terrorist
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WOW, I have heard people talking about this, not just my thoughts. And I am not prejudice. I guess I hit a sore spot. I believe Hilary was most of the brains when Bill was in office. I don't think Obama has enough experiance. |
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pet peeve about men
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face it guys... you can't win this one... if you remember to put the toilet seat down, we are just going to complain about the tooth paste, etc., etc. I am a women and I know my faults. I get moody and sometimes just need to gripe. ![]() |
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pet peeve about men
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Topic:
pet peeve about men
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Since were ragging on the outher gender heres anouther one. I don't know about any of you guys out there. But Im getting sick of being told by ladies that " I relly like you as a friend". Meaning: I like talking to you and you doing all this nice stuff form me, but I would rather date this guy with four kids who dosent'even have a job or a car.
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Topic:
pet peeve about men
Edited by
TristanBru
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Fri 01/18/08 09:13 AM
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It's the bad boy thing. They know he's doing them wrong but think they can change them.
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I only get one or two if lucky.
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nice one
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HOW DO I GET OVER???????????
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Not to sound like an ass but you will get over it. No girl is worth that kind of tears and sorrow. Yea It will be hell and you will feel like your worlds going to hell. But try keeping busy. Doing things you enjoy with people you like. As for women Do your own thing and they will find you. Being commited at a major relationship at young age is very diffucult becouse you are both growing up to be diffrent people. Comeing from someone thats been there. Just move on.
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little sue wants to take the dog for a walk, so she asks her mom if she can. Sue mom say's no, the dogs in heat. Little sue ask's her mom what "in heat" means? Sue's mom replies ask your dad. Little sue runs outside were dad is working under the family car. Little sue asks her dad. " Dad mommy says I can't take the dog for a walk because she's in heat. whats heat? " Dad then gets out from under the car, grabs a rag wets it with gas and rubs it on the dogs butt. Then turns to sue and says you can take the dog out now. Sue smiles and grabs the dogs collar and starts down the drive way. Some time later sue returns home without the dog. Her father aks sue what happend? Sue replied " The dog ran out of gas on the way home and anouther dog is pushing her back."
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Good Morning Everyone !!!!
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Topic:
so im movin
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No women intresting women on this site at all!
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