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Wed 02/19/20 08:56 AM


Okay okay I can't resist this post
1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs)
2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals.
3 He can't own more shoes than me
4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything
5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker
6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use



1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out?
2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles?
3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up -
4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat?
5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!?
6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service"

Couldn't resist either bigsmile


Hahaha
1 only if they can bench press more weight than me, if not they gonna have to step it up
2 That might work but not if they wear baggy tan shorts hiked up under their armpits
3 That is acceptable but they can't borrow my shoes
4 have you considered a hair hat? (Wig)
6 As long as you don't make your mom now the lawn
7 That might work.
:smile:


y'all are my kind of people!!! :upside_down::upside_down:

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Wed 02/19/20 08:45 AM
1. I seem to pick the absolute wrong man every. single. time.

2. The last LTR I was in ended in me being in ICU due to a whole lot of BS on top of and existing medical issue.

3. I tend to be very shy until I warm up, and slightly old fashioned.

I miss the companionship; hand holding, long conversations, someone to spoil and who will spoil me.

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Sat 02/15/20 12:53 PM
I have seen a number of them. Ranging from shadows/forms seen in my peripheral vision to full on seeing "people".