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SMOKING
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Just to clear the air (no pun intended) I dont endorse smoking , it's filthy habit and expensive too, I'm no way epressing that anyone should start or continue to smoke and my sympathies to you for grandad, However, my story, my uncle, the kind of man that if met him at the cashout line at your local grocery store, his smile would brighten up your day,died of lung cancer , never smoked a cigarette in his life, a friend who worked for 25 years for photograpy corporation in totally air clean enviroment , shortly after his retirement he was diagnosed with emphozima and shortly after with lung cancer, again never smoked a cigarette in his life.
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Kids are spoiled
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The cost of presents and all this i pad ipod shmod is crazy and it is getting more expensive every year, the money spent on kids and grandkids these days is nuts. Ok so i'm old and i dont understand but i remenber how poor we were, i never expected Christmas presents,,hell if i didnt wake up with a hardon Christamas morning i'd had nothing to play with.
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Nervous
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, It turns out she also lied, i now find out she has had 6 kids with 6 different men but she tells me it's different with me supposedly, she loves me, she did ask however how much money i have and do i own a house, preferably with lots of rooms,,, lol
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Nervous
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Well i could be offended if the first words from her mouth are where is the rest of you.
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Nervous
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? yes and she will probably get up and walk out Well she's pretty old, she's 79 and i'm banking that her eyesight is not so good. in that case this may be your lucky day. you could always tell her that you had sudden onset of osteoporosis. if she's 79 that's something she will understand (pssssssssst - if she's a woman she is lieing about her age. She's prolly 80)  so you'll be even Hahahahhahahah great reply |
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Nervous
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? yes and she will probably get up and walk out Well she's pretty old, she's 79 and i'm banking that her eyesight is not so good. |
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Nervous
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..?
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Long distance relationships
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Long distance relationships suck, period, by the time i got to her place the viagra had wore off.
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SMOKING
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I suppose i could argue ,, what good is getting laid if you cant have that smoke after,, if it's all about the smoke after.. why even bother with sex as foreplay.. just light 'er up!  Exactly,, because when it comes to sex me and Uncle Bens Rice have something in common, we're both done in a minute,, lol |
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SMOKING
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What is with ladies and their profiles "non smoker" non smoker,, what happened to the good old days when everyone smoked,, Humphrey Bogart smoked two packs a day yet he is the most popular leading idol and Casablanca is the highest rated move ever made.Granted he died at age 56 of throat cancer, So much has changed, I remeber when i was you young you could say to to someone hey can i bum a fag and it meant can i borrow a cigarette. Think of all those old movies and gentlemen in front of a firing squad and their last request was never a big steak or sex with a luscious woman, rather they just asked for a cigarette.. My piece on smoking,,,,, What is romantic about being a widow when the best half of life starts? You kind of make the case for the other side all by yourself. It is not so much just the current costs of smaking but the cost later. Who wants to be a prisoner of and oxygen tube, dealing with chemo, premature strokes, other related catestrophic medical expenses, and early onset dementia because some guy wants to deleude himself there is anything sexy about having a cigarette hanging out of his mouth dripping ashes all over the place not mention costing enough to practially make a car payment is you are any kind of serious smoker. I just got to wonder about a guy who loves haveing a cigarette more than he likes getting laid; because now days that is pretty much what it comes down to when you look at how seriously his odds for romance are cut down if he smokes. I suppose i could argue ,, what good is getting laid if you cant have that smoke after,, |
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SMOKING
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unless of course he's a FIREman!!   Can I have the one on the far left, back row and furry chest? only if I can have his cellmate - hey I'd bum a light off those guys ANY day of the week Ohhh please ladies enough with the firemen, those guys would rather be kissing eachother then any of you... lol |
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SMOKING
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What is with ladies and their profiles "non smoker" non smoker,, what happened to the good old days when everyone smoked,, Humphrey Bogart smoked two packs a day yet he is the most popular leading idol and Casablanca is the highest rated move ever made.Granted he died at age 56 of throat cancer, So much has changed, I remeber when i was you young you could say to to someone hey can i bum a fag and it meant can i borrow a cigarette. Think of all those old movies and gentlemen in front of a firing squad and their last request was never a big steak or sex with a luscious woman, rather they just asked for a cigarette.. My piece on smoking,,,,, The above-quoted OP could be summarized with the following: "Whatever happened to the time when it was commonplace for people to pollute their lungs and the air around them because they were addicted to nicotine?" Ohh come now the pollutants in the air will kill you way before smoking ever will |
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SMOKING
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I'm not a smoker myself but I enjoy kissing smokers...weird but true. Ahhh Suzanne, the love of my life, i'm having visions of marrying you, moving to the suburbs having 2 1/2 kids and buying a minivan. |
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SMOKING
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Ohh man i'm going for gold here,, i have alienated a large percentage of the ladies here with my other posts , now i'm saying i'm a smoker, if this trend continues i'll have it narrowed to one lady that says ahhh hell he's male, he has a penis and a pension cheque
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SMOKING
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Personally i'd rather the lady smell like nice tobacco rather cheap perfume.
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SMOKING
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What is with ladies and their profiles "non smoker" non smoker,, what happened to the good old days when everyone smoked,, Humphrey Bogart smoked two packs a day yet he is the most popular leading idol and Casablanca is the highest rated move ever made.Granted he died at age 56 of throat cancer, So much has changed, I remeber when i was you young you could say to to someone hey can i bum a fag and it meant can i borrow a cigarette.
Think of all those old movies and gentlemen in front of a firing squad and their last request was never a big steak or sex with a luscious woman, rather they just asked for a cigarette.. My piece on smoking,,,,, |
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How interesting
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Put a picture up and then write in the forums more. People have to get to know you a little. Plus never start an email by saying something stupid like WOW YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL LIPS OR YOU ARE HOT....major turn off!!! So you are saying when i reply with an email "hi my name is Sonnyyy , now can we have sex is out of the question ?? |
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How interesting
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Well if they dont view my profile then we will never exchange pics and they'll never see just how handsome i am,, if some of these ladies could see how handsome i am they would all die and go to heaven.
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How interesting
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Thank you for the laughs and the humour ,, have a nice evening folks..
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How interesting
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Well thanx alot posters,you made me put my picture up and i just got replies from all 25 ladies i viewed and they are all saying they would rather be raped by 12 Arabs then to go out on a date with me.
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