awwlz.

*hug*

That was a waste of a Friday
then, Huh?

yea

well, other than my family and people
playing around, no.

I mean, I looove nice things, and some
things I'm really picky about..but I'm
not high maintenance.
xD

Wolverine.

/thread.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
-No, why?
Cos I sure can see myself in your pants!

Do you work for UPS? Cos I saw yew checking
out my package..

Was your father a lumberjack?
-No...
Well, everytime I'm around you I seem to have
wood in my pants!

Sure, there are plenty of other fish in the sea,
but you're the only one I'd like to take back to
my place and mount.

Do you happen to have a map on you?
-No, why?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

[use index finger to call over]
Do you always come when you're fingered?

[lick finger and wipe on their sleeve]
Come on, let's get you out of those wet clothes..

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Can I flirt with you?

Do you sleep on your stomach?
-no.
Can i?

Are you from Tennessee?
No?
Cos you're the only ten I see..

Wow, you with those curves, and me with no brakes..

Damn girl! You've got more curves than a racetrack!

Hi, my name's _____
Remember it, cos you'll be screaming it later..




-I've got TONS more..and I use them.
On random people, of course.


>_>

What??

It breaks the ice..

You're just jealous.

Btw,
Older gaming systems were
better; funnier glitches,
better music, and not so serious
and competitive, either.

If you're so pissed off at the
internet, why do you have a
JSH account?
And btw, you have to have an email
address for that, Buster.

...
Duh.
xD

Thank yew guys..

I mean, I would be kinda pissed, too..
but it's the fact that I couldn't get
hold of him or anything. I'm so pissed
at myself over this..I hope he calls.
I need to apologize officially to him.

=[

Okay, so I used to go to this Church about
20 minutes from my house..and I met this guy
there, and we became besties..but then I got
heavily into drugs and he stopped talking to
me because he didn't need anyone in his life like
that, and I can totally dig that. He's a huge Christian
and a youth preacher at the young age of 18, and
I might just add that he is gorgeous.

Well, we hadn't seen each other for years, and then
this week my school held the band festival, and when I
was walking up the stairs, lo and behold, here is Eric.
We embrace, catch up quickly, and I meet him again throughout
the day about 3-4 more times.

He invites me to the mauviez, and I happily oblige.
We were going to go as friends, to catch-up, ya know?
Sooo today I talked to him on MySpazz and he was like,
"So are we going to go catch that mauvie or what?"
and I agreed..and got permission and so on and so forth.
Well, quite inconveniently, my parents split up, my dad
leaves, and I'm left with grandparents and a schizophrenic
brother to stay with...and I fight with EVERYONE in my family.
I have no ride to the mauvie, Eric is gone, I don't have
his number and he doesn't try to reach me other than the
two times he called, which I missed..

So I messaged him, saying I couldn't go..and he gets offline
before he has the chance to read it.
I accidentally stood up my ex-bestie.
Wtf do i do?

Do you think he'll understand, or have I lost
all chances with this guy??
=[

I need help, advice, anything!!

*tear*

<3Lozer

ell oh ell.
that's brilliant.

I love anime.
But hardly anyone likes
it around here, so I guess
I'm a weirdo in
"these here parts".
xDD

Heh.
I love those mauviez..
no matter how many they
make, i will always watch them.
I LOVE the gore factor; watching
people get fxcked up is awesome..
that's one of the only reasons I
watch Hostel..xDD

No.
Conrad.
Or Curtis.


I bet yew didn't know dinosaurs
are my favest animal, didja?<3333

Erm..
Gears of War?

Haha.

Truthfully, I've never played either..

wait-I take that back.
I've played one or two games of CoD4..

I have it, but was never impressed with it,
sadly..

=[

...

*punches yew guys in the face*

>_>

Haha.
I had 2 that did that.
My boyfriend has had three.
However, I LOVE the threesixty..
xboxes in general, truthfully..
and would spend billions on them.

I wouldn't waste my money on a ps3..
all it is is a souped-up ps2.
The graphics are about equal to the
360, and I think they are, indeed,
uglier than fxck. If yer gonna buy
a gaming system, it's GOTTA be sexy.
And ALLLL yew gamers out there know that,
too!

Get cha another one..
Microsoft will fix it for free,
btw..
<3

ell oh ell.

Video games are..my thang, I guess.
it's all I do.

I play them all, FPS, RPG,
TPS, rhythm...
everythang.
In fact, here in a few
moments imma go play me a
game or two of GEARRRRS<3333

[[favest tps]]

Well, don't agnostics
half believe in Christ/ half don't??
There was no reason to post that
you were if..you know, it had nothing
to do with it...

0_o

It'd be like someone posting and saying,
"Hey, how's the weather today?
I'm agnostic.."

But idk where I stand on this;
I believe in Karma, and that's about it.
xD

Psychiatrist.
or Video Game Design/testing.
haha.

I don't blame yew..
That's not very shallow of ya.
At least yew went out with the
fellow and didn't leave in the middle
of it all!

haha.