God Bless and congratulations!

I'm sitting in the shadows
Talking to the dark
Listening to Artemis
As she strums her harp
She's telling me a story
About a moonless night
When dreams across the land
Told of love in sight
A mistress of the Tower
A knight all mail-clad
A throne betrayed in anger
And the ever-binding thread
A wizard standing tall
At the sovereign ear
Every word he spoke in lies
The King was sure to hear
He spoke in deceptive webs
A devious treachery
Of a woman in anothers bed
An infidelity
True or not one cannot tell
But anger reigned supreme
Dawn found a stake cruelly adorned
With the head of the Queen
By midday he was murdered
At his advisor's hand
Who by Dusk took the throne
And the sovereignty of the land
In a tower of darkest stone resided
The one and only heir
The daughter of the King and Queen
With flowing golden hair
For many a dark and dreary year
Oppression ruled over all
Until a boy was old enough
To hold a sword and flail
He rode in on a horse of white
Armor shining hard
His features all the glory of
The tales of a bard
He struck the wizard through the heart
And smashed his wicked lies
Released the princess from the tower
And melted in her eyes
Now they sit in love so clear
Upon the Ivory Throne
Making prophecy into fate
As an ever-loving One

This I heard from Artemis' word
As she played her tune
I know that some day I'll be that knight
Rushing to rescue you

Ok, I go to karaoke every Saturday night. There is a recently added guideline/rule that states: If you are too drunk to fill out your own sign-up card, you are too drunk to sing! We don't want our equipment broken!

True Story

I don't drink... I'm in aa... my drink of choice was alcohol lol

Hellz Yeah - SquizTheClown

Seriously, people are shallow! What do looks have to do with finding the right person?

How about signs that your kids are on drugs?


The cat is shaved bald and your kid has a new pair of fuzzy socks :)

Ok, how signs that you hired the wrong marriage counselor?

Her last name is hyphenated 6 times

I try not to be bored.... I keep myself pretty well occupied

I try not to be bored.... I keep myself pretty well occupied

A stack of Dr Seuss books ;)

A collection of Patrick Swayze movies lol

Chicken gizzards

Now the next part of the game... Go and purchase some condoms with these items, let me know the results lol

A book entitled "Idiot's guide to pacifying sheep"

God I hope not, that was bad!

12 guage shotgun :)

Name one item that you could buy along with a box of condoms that would make the cashier raise in eyebrow.

I'll start with a What Would Jesus Do bumper sticker.

I'm sitting in the shadows
Talking to the dark
Listening to Artemis
As she strums her harp
She's telling me a story
About a moonless night
When dreams across the land
Told of love in sight
A mistress of the Tower
A knight all mail-clad
A throne betrayed in anger
And the ever-binding thread
A wizard standing tall
At the sovereign ear
Every word he spoke in lies
The King was sure to hear
He spoke in deceptive webs
A devious treachery
Of a woman in anothers bed
An infidelity
True or not one cannot tell
But anger reigned supreme
Dawn found a stake cruelly adorned
With the head of the Queen
By midday he was murdered
At his advisor's hand
Who by Dusk took the throne
And the sovereignty of the land
In a tower of darkest stone resided
The one and only heir
The daughter of the King and Queen
With flowing golden hair
For many a dark and dreary year
Oppression ruled over all
Until a boy was old enough
To hold a sword and flail
He rode in on a horse of white
Armor shining hard
His features all the glory of
The tales of a bard
He struck the wizard through the heart
And smashed his wicked lies
Released the princess from the tower
And melted in her eyes
Now they sit in love so clear
Upon the Ivory Throne
Making prophecy into fate
As an ever-loving One

This I heard from Artemis' word
As she played her tune
I know that some day I'll be that knight
Rushing to rescue you

Freaking LOVE IT