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The Banana Test
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Memory's Going
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Ahhh....Tom? Right?.....Ahhhh...oh damn, I forgot what I was going to say.....
   Oh yeah....good one
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check out my my space page
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hey I sent you a friend request...your site is cute
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Guys only please
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Oh Baby do it now.... punish me that is...this is very funny
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Sunday Morning Laugh
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This may have been posted before but thought it was worth posting again for a Sunday morning laugh......
AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?' THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.' THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID, 'DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.' A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE #### ARE YOU DOING?' THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW  |
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well dam
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it could of ben worse EVEN FUNNIER!!!
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well dam
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I need to vent...
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SHE'S JUST JEALOUS HONEY...YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND DON'T LET ANYONE DRAG YOU INTO ANY DRAMA YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN....LIKE YOUR EX, DROP IT..WHY ARE YOU LETTING HER GET YOU ALL RILED UP BE THE BIGGER GIRL AND LET IT GO...IT'S ALL HER OWN INSECURITIES
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is...................
Edited by
dysFUNctional
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Sun 06/01/08 08:04 AM
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I WOULD GET IT.....TOOK MY DOG TO A DOG PARK THAT HE HAD BEEN TO BEFORE AND HE ENEDED UP GETTING INTO A 13 DOG PILE UP IN WHICH ONE OF THE DOGS MANAGED TO SEVER ONE OF THE MAIN VEINS IN HIS LEG AND CUT ME OUT OF $700 FOR 2 STITCHES!
IN THE LONG RUN YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN POOP MAY HAPPEN!!!! OH AND BY THE WAY YOU BOTH ARE CUTE!!!! |
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Letting someone down
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AGREED
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ANYONE LIKE OLDIES BUT
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I LOVE OLDIES BUT GOODIES
...IT'S MUSIC YOU CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND AND SING TO♫♫♫....THESE OLD EARS SOMETIMES HAVE A HARD TIME WITH THE NEW STUFF
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Are You Ready?
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HEY I JUST COPIED AND PASTED AND IT IS'NT COMING UP ARE YOU SURE IT'S RIGHT?
THANK YOU THOUGH
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Hey Everybody....
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♫ HAPPY ♫ BIRTHDAY ♫ BEAUTIFUL ♫
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Boobies!!
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Very Cute I won't tell you what mine are!                    Oh come on, be a sport...I can add it (or them) to the list!! Oh Ok Dang! Mine are in need of a lift (clevage has sagged a bit!!!)
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Boobies!!
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Very Cute I won't tell you what mine are!
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The only person that can leave is the person with the gun who is doing the shooting!
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the vibrator
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Very Very Good!!!
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God bless her.
AMEN
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
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♫ HAPPY ♫ HAPPY ♫ BIRTHDAY ♫ JIMMY ♫
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
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Very Funny and oh so true!
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