or hiding somewhere

a man and a woman who had never met before
but were both married to other people, found them selves
assigned to the same sleeping room
on a trans-continental train

though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room , they both fell asleep quickley

he is the upper bunk and she in the lower
at 1 am , the man gently woke the women saying , ma'am im sorry to bother you , but would you be willing to reach in the closet to get me an extra blanket, im awfully cold .

lets pretend we are married , wow thats a good idea he exclaimed

good she replied . get your own ****en blanket

after a moment of silence he farted

I was only joking, hence the winking and kiss smiley.

not always.

sometimes, over time, a guy grows on you...and the possibility increases. other times, it's just the opposite.

Mayday! Mayday! Monsta is taking on fire! Repeat, Monsta has been fired upon! He's hit!

monsta your so funny!! how do you keep a straight face

here we go again!!

Sure is, not for long though if this political correctness starts, but thats another topic. I am just saying we are the only country who worships sports that really, really have no real skill involved at all. Its all about dumb luck, and brute force. NASCAR is all about sticking a big motor in a gocart with a plastic body and driving in a circle. Football is all about selling beer, trucks, playing country music and seeing whos players are the fatter while trying to get a ball to the other side of the feild. Its stupid.