TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND
> DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT
> THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER,
> 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE
> TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY
> WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD
MEN GO
> UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
>
> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I
> THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
> 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS
> LOVING HER.'
>
> HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
> ' A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
> 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I
> GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..., TAKING
> MY TEETH WITH HER

Two drunks riding down the road. one drunk says to the other: we're getting closer to town. the driver said how can you tell? he said cause we're hitting more damn people!

An old man and his wife were laying in bed one night and she turned to him and said: Honey when I die will you get remarried?
He replied: well of coarse sweatheart I don't want to spend the rest of my days lonely. She said well will ya'll live in this house? He replied: well shure baby I don't want to start another morgage this late in my life. She said well will ya'll sleep in this bed? He replied: well shure honey this bed is good on my back and hips. By this time she was getting upset! She said well I suppose shes going to use my golf clubs to! He replied: well hell no shes left handed!

An old man and his wife were laying in bed one night and she turned to him and said: Honey when I die will you get remarried?
He replied: well of coarse sweatheart I don't want to spend the rest of my days lonely. She said well will ya'll live in this house? He replied: well shure baby I don't want to start another morgage this late in my life. She said well will ya'll sleep in this bed? He replied: well shure honey this bed is good on my back and hips. By this time she was getting upset! She said well I suppose shes going to use my golf clubs to! He replied: well hell no shes left handed!

Oh now your just showing off!

Is it FRIDAY yet!

Ok tell me whatcha think now!

I'm not very complicated just old fashion

Rate me, I can take it.

Whatcha think?

If the Lords willin and the creeks don't rise!

That ain't no sh**

The relations as long as theres two beds in the room

I guess the key word is LADY! Huh

Thats sneaky!

Just hard to find. Kinda like a needle in a haystack!

Its nice to know someone still appreciates that!

I guess I'm the only one left!

What ever happened to being old fashion?