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Fri 03/28/08 01:10 AM

how about I just stay single and become a hermit and none of this will ever have to happen???? noway
poor advice...was there...in short...alcoholismdrinker

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Fri 03/28/08 01:08 AM


i just wish i at least had one girl!frown sad laugh
Why don't you have any pics of yourself?? You need to tell more about you and who you are looking for hun then maybe you would get a girl!!:wink:
that does not work eithersad

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Fri 03/28/08 01:06 AM

I'm freezing. I'm at my desk at work with a t-shirt, a sweater, and my winter coat on! Sad but true and I'm still cold damn it!grumble Okay now I've vented how's everyone else?
not nearly as attractive as yourself.laugh :smile: :wink: devil

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Fri 03/28/08 01:02 AM


Im cold. I need a human blanket. bigsmile


I will be right over :wink:
he'll be right over to stop, collaborate and listen...

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Fri 03/28/08 12:59 AM

tom cruise makes me happy. he is so dreamy *sigh*. Maverick....maverick....maverick......maverick
(looking to the sky in ray bans)goose!

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Fri 03/28/08 12:57 AM
Edited by elvistheking on Fri 03/28/08 12:58 AM

happy i play world of warcraft and eat cheetoes all day what do you think?!!
your weiner is orange??laugh laugh (covered in cheese substitute)

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Fri 03/28/08 12:55 AM

There is nothing sexier than a man with grey hair. Appears to be experienced...:wink:
from the lips of an obviously attractive lady...hell yeah...:wink: happy

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Fri 03/28/08 12:52 AM

i just wish i at least had one girl!frown sad laugh
at your age, i am truly surprised that you never beget a girlhappy laugh happy

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Fri 03/28/08 12:49 AM
Edited by elvistheking on Fri 03/28/08 12:51 AM


not either one man....why dont you just hit me in the head with a brick
because I would go to jail laugh laugh laugh
we all thought you were posting from jaildevil

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Fri 03/28/08 12:49 AM

laugh laugh laugh

plz just dump me

becuz I hate liars and being fooled!!!
mad mad mad
AMEN girl:smile:

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Fri 03/28/08 12:47 AM
Edited by elvistheking on Fri 03/28/08 12:48 AM

Ice....Ice Baby.... smokin
laugh laugh laugh v.i.p.

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Fri 03/28/08 12:42 AM

I like that look. happy
thank you...you are a sweetheart.:smile:

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Fri 03/28/08 12:42 AM

colour your hair before anyone sees!!!!noway
i legitimately hate you nowdevil

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Fri 03/28/08 12:41 AM

Grey can be attractive. Depends on how it gos with your color & style. If you plan on coloring it, I'd start now before it is very noticable & there is a sudden, drastic change that would call attention to it.
I am considering this now also . I am greying at the temples, only shows when I pull my hair back. Wearing it down most of the time now!
mine is a oncoming salt and pepper thing

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Fri 03/28/08 12:39 AM
ah screw it...i think i'll just ride it out and maybe be the next phil donahuegrumble

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Fri 03/28/08 12:38 AM

colour your hair before anyone sees!!!!noway
i have thought of that, but am apprehensive about trying...they are pretty well just bleach white, not truly gray...my sister told me they may not take the dye...

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Fri 03/28/08 12:34 AM

laugh grey hair is awsome!! i got them growing outta my nose already!!
laugh laugh but you wear them so welllaugh laugh

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Fri 03/28/08 12:32 AM
i am only 31 years old and have quite a few gray hairs. it embarasses me...you have to get close and really look closely, but they stick out like a sore thumb to myself...i have been told by females i know well, that it is sexy...but i know them well and they, i'm sure, feel obligated to inflate my deflated ego...what do you think?:smile:

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Fri 03/28/08 12:26 AM

I have no clue I dont know what to do I dont even feel its right to get a girlfriend b/c I have no clue what I want out of my life. I need help but really I just want to know that if I like a woman should I ask her out even tho I dont have a clue about my life?
devil some would say, end said life...but that is just somedevil

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Fri 03/28/08 12:25 AM

laugh
mirror mirror, on the wall...where are all the pics with chicks with no bra's:smile: (please don't mention a porn site)laugh

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