Max_Darkling


Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Tue 05/20/08 05:26 AM Topic: THE GREEN DRAGON'S INN - part 4
Ranar enters the inn looks around and sees there is no one around. so he takes a seat at a near by table. takes his lute out of his pack and plays a song A dragon has come to our village today. We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away. Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal. No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal. Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch. Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch. Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect. But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect. Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried. But no one can get through your thick scaly hide. We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by. 'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly. Now you have such good taste in your women for sure, They always are pretty, they always are pure. But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch, For your favorite entree is barbecued wench. Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat, If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat. No more will our number ever grow small, We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Tue 05/20/08 04:38 AM Topic: Morning, my darlings
Thank you Hope you have a nice day as well

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Tue 05/20/08 04:34 AM Topic: I am Peccy
If you are Peccy that was one hell of a makeover

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Tue 05/20/08 04:29 AM Topic: Hemp powered vehicles
I agree 100% But i don't see it happening

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Tue 05/20/08 04:26 AM Topic: good morning friends
that is funny as hell. what a line

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 02:20 AM Topic: Hi from Texas
Welcome To JSH Hope you find what you are looking for. Have fun and post in the threads that is where all the cool people are

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 02:10 AM Topic: What would you do ..
I would think I was dreaming and go back to sleep

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 02:02 AM Topic: CATS OR DOGS
I would have to say Dogs cats are to small to pose much of a threat

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 01:35 AM Topic: Woud you sleep in a haunted house?
I would and I have. They won't bother you if you don't bother them. Unless of course they are really angry ghosts, then might be a problem. Basically, just pretend they aren't there and it's all good. I could not do that I would have to talk to them if I seen a ghost

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 01:31 AM Topic: Woud you sleep in a haunted house?
I've had quite an experience but it wasn't a house but a high school building. Saw a silhouette of woman standing right beside the flag pole. and at 4am, when everyone got up (my classmates I mean) we went straight to the loo. I had the last cubicle and was about to open it until a hand came out and held the door. bahh. I thought there was someone inside only to realize, it was vacant. Very interesting story I could be wrong maybe there are ghost

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 01:27 AM Topic: Woud you sleep in a haunted house?
Yes But then again I don't believe in ghost

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 01:05 AM Topic: If you could write a letter to yourself Edited by Max_Darkling on Mon 05/19/08 01:06 AM
My letter would read stay in school and don't do drugs I would be 14

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 01:01 AM Topic: Do you like your surname?
Yes It means Defender of men

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 12:57 AM Topic: I think I'm crazy but I'm not
I am crazy But in a good way

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 12:50 AM Topic: I think I'm crazy but I'm not
I do to i do to

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 12:42 AM Topic: If you were to make someone's life better, whom would you he
Lead them to Jesus. Christ is the key to life

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 12:34 AM Topic: help me please.
Mutual match Does not work because people lie and say they are interested in meeting you when they really are not. its not the program its the way people misuse it

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 12:22 AM Topic: What was your very first concert
My first concert was .......OMGOSH!!! I'm too scared to say!!! Well, anyway, it was "The Monkeys".....back then I enjoyed it but, now......no, I wouldn't..... I think I was like 8 years old..... I Watched there show on tv as a child OMGOSH!! Their show was really cool I hate to say!!! I actually enjoyed the show!!! Yes it was cool I really enjoyed there show also

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 12:17 AM Topic: What was your very first concert
My first concert was .......OMGOSH!!! I'm too scared to say!!! Well, anyway, it was "The Monkeys".....back then I enjoyed it but, now......no, I wouldn't..... I think I was like 8 years old..... I Watched there show on tv as a child

Max_Darkling Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1166	Mon 05/19/08 12:14 AM Topic: What was your very first concert
Ted Nugent Cat scratch fever tour. I loved it

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