Hey welcome, my names Nick, I joined a couple days ago, its pretty fun, good luck!!!

Bad Childrens' Book Titles Children's Worst Book Titles

"You Were an Accident"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"Dad's New Wife Gerald"

"Pop! Goes The Hamster-And Other Great Microwave Games"

"Testing Homemade Parachutes With Your Household Pets"

"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"

"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"

"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"

"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead"

"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"

"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office But

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

5. Hmm...I think it's out of fluid!

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!

wow Bakersfield is like population 2

-There is a guy in the waiting room of a hospital.
-His mother has just suffered from a heart attack and the man in the waiting room awaits to here from the doctor.
-The doctor comes out and then goes directly to the man.
-The man says, "So how is my mother?"
-The doctor replies, "Well i have bad news and good news..."
-The guy says back, "Oh man, well whats the bad news?"
-The doctor says, "Well your mother is in a vegetative state and will never recover. She will have to be feed like a infant with a spoon three times a day, she will need a check up with a doctor three times a day, and she will have to be helped in the bathroom for the rest of her life."
-The man looked at the doctor with a shocked look on his face and said, "Oh my gosh, well whats the good news?"
-The doctor chuckles and says, " Shes dead!"

thats a problem if its true lol

I was just wondering if there was a female in the LA or San Fernado Valley

Hey, my names Nick and I just joined this site and i guess im a newbie at it lol so just wanted to say hi, and well im a male looking for a female and i hope for someone to pop into my life and thats pretty much it, thanks...