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Sat 08/01/09 08:52 PM
And yes Ladies, if you are extremely lucky he will 'accidently' hang himself with the rope. lol

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Wed 07/29/09 08:05 PM
Edited by umeandthestars on Wed 07/29/09 08:06 PM
I walked into a pizza parlor and the clerk asked if I had placed an order. I said no and then he asked if I wanted to. I said no, I just wandered in here to see what a pizza parlor was.


They walk among us.



I answered the phone and a woman asked me if my windows were made of wood or plastic. I said, Lady, I don't know about you, but my windows are made of glass and I hung up.



They walk among us.

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Tue 07/28/09 09:30 PM
Preparing to travel to the Astral Plane.

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Mon 07/27/09 10:12 PM
What's the difference between a girl friend, a prostitute and a wife?





A girl friend says, "Slower! Slower!"





A prostitute says, "Faster! Faster!"





A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

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Sun 07/26/09 10:43 PM
Beaver, Pa

Bird in Hand, Pa

Normalville, Pa

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Sun 07/26/09 10:18 PM
I'm sorry. Was something written there? I didn't notice.

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Fri 07/24/09 11:39 PM
You think that was bad. When I was a kid all we had was AM and black and white TV!

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Fri 07/24/09 11:16 PM
IWANTYOU on MYSPACE to TWITTER in HARMONY

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Fri 07/24/09 11:04 PM
New Eagle