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Tue 05/06/08 12:13 PM
oh, but she is out there my dear

in the heart of every woman is a subservient little sex kitten, just dying to be brought out by a man so she can serve his ever whim

the only trick is, how to get each one out? and on a permanant basis?

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Tue 05/06/08 12:10 PM
i disagree

my subservient little sex kitten is out there somewhere!

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Tue 05/06/08 12:08 PM
is it too much to ask for a chick/skirt/broad...whatever they're called these days....who will do everything i say????

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Tue 05/06/08 12:00 PM
why can't i meet a chick who says that????

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Tue 05/06/08 11:57 AM
way to keep the peeps on track, ric!

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Tue 05/06/08 11:10 AM
you all have fallen in to my trap. when i started this thread, all i really wanted to talk about was shadow's hair all along!

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Tue 05/06/08 10:10 AM
the shadow has left the thread, and thus the hair count in here has decreased by 50% :(

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Tue 05/06/08 10:07 AM
you should change it to "i dig the sporky!!"

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Tue 05/06/08 10:03 AM
SILENCE!!!!!!

NO MORE TALKING IN MY THREAD!!!

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Tue 05/06/08 09:57 AM
all foes have been vanquished!

i declare myself KING OF THIS THREAD!!!

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Tue 05/06/08 09:43 AM
neddy, while you're gloating about your victory your soul-mate the shadow is talking to a chick!

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Tue 05/06/08 09:14 AM
i don't think neddy realizes when he paints me out to be this dangerous individual to be avoided, he actually makes me even more intriuging (if that's possible!)

thanks neddy! cuz of you all the chicks on here have checked me out and are now in love with me!

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Tue 05/06/08 08:58 AM
ladies: please pretend i'm not here or neddy will go away. and then who will entertain me????????

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Tue 05/06/08 08:40 AM
chicks, please don't say how repugnant you find me! it'll just turn me on!

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Tue 05/06/08 08:29 AM
wow neddy, i made you so mad your uterus is swelling!

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Tue 05/06/08 08:19 AM
you win neddy, i'll treat her like i treat a lady: by smacking her ass in gratitude when she's brought me a beer after she's serviced me. is that better?

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Tue 05/06/08 08:11 AM
elsa, i hope you and neddy enjoy your honeymoon in fantasyland

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Tue 05/06/08 08:06 AM
wrong to want women for sex???? correct me if i'm wrong, but if men didn't want women for sex, then wouldn't the human species have died out a million years ago?

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Tue 05/06/08 07:57 AM
neddy, have you ever admitted to a chick that you just wanted her for sex? whether she goes for it or not, it's still a liberating experience

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Tue 05/06/08 07:46 AM
elsa - does it? i dunno....guess i'd have to know the context of the quote...but i'll take your word for it

p.s. pssst....i think neddy's in love with you...don't tell!