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Sandra
Sandy
Shawn
Smith

What's Yours.......

Letter S

VERY COSTLY MISTAKE A man got
this message from his
neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I
have this
confession to make. I have been
sharing your wife with you behind your back
day and night and mostly
when you are not in town. I have
used your wife in my kitchen,
bedroom, parlour and also in your
own apartment and at times right
under your nose. I have to also admit
that I have used your wife more
than
you do. I feel I should let you know
cause I feel so guilty. I promise
never to do it again." The man was so mad
that he shot his
wife dead! Few minutes later he
received another
message from the same neighbour
stating; "So sorry for the spelling
mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not
WIFE!" If you were the husband,
what will
you do?"

A police officer
caught a drunk man
having sex
with a dead woman.
Police: Hey,how can
u rape a dead person? Are u mad?
Man: No
Constable am not
mad, Me
& her had an
agreement.
Police: Wat agreement?
Man: 2 years back i
asked this woman
to have sex with
me and she said "OVER
MY
DEAD BODY

Beautiful Funny Jokes

When U are kissing Ur partner, U exchange
saliva.
Now, if his/her saliva is put in a cup,
Can U drink it?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Hell Yes, I can.
4. Hell No, I can't.
5. Why Not?
6. Don't Even Think About It.
7. I Would Love To Try It.
Be Sincere Please.
U can comment with num. If u Don't have
much time, from 1 to 7... lets me knw...

When U are kissing Ur partner, U exchange
saliva.
Now, if his/her saliva is put in a cup,
Can U drink it?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Hell Yes, I can.
4. Hell No, I can't.
5. Why Not?
6. Don't Even Think About It.
7. I Would Love To Try It.
Be Sincere Please.
U can comment with num. If u Don't have
much time, from 1 to 7... lets me knw...

Goodnight Sis...