a political candidate decided to add an indian reservation onto his
campaign trail. during his visit, he gave a campiagn speech,he promised
to help create equality for all indians wether they lived on the
reservation or not. the indians replied by shouting "hoo-anga!!" the
reaction was the same after every promise "HOO-ANGA!! HOO-ANGA!!" each
time they got more excited. he wondered what they were saying, it must
have been something good, for as much excitement they had!!! after his
speech he took a tour of the reservation, where he saw a brahma bull. he
asked the cheif if he could get a closer look at the bull. the chief
replied "sure, but be careful not to step in HOO-ANGA!!!!"

if your breathalizer results are higher than your iq, you might be a
redneck (drunk, but still a redneck)

hey eveyone, what is going on with you? just kinda bored so i thought
i'd check this shit out.