when u leave him 10 off line msg's right before going to bed, and all of that to tell him u miss him and you love him!!!

when you refused to get off the computer even if its 2am, because u would be scared of them coming on and missing them

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"


Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

night night cloudy!! Sleep well ((((Cloudy)))))

YES 8 MORE DAYS!!

LOL at Cloudy, that would be a lonnnnnnnnng drive

LOL its gonnna be fun!!! i just cant wait

no its not koolade its an oh my god, we are gonna be drunk, type of blue juice

yes it is i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited, blue juice is already made

yeah i cant wait to see ya sis!!!!!!!!! its gonna be great!!

Slim post that somewhere else but here, its dont belong

yeah everything is fine ...........OH MY GOD......THERE A BEE ON MY NEW WINDOW ON THE INSIDE!!!!!!!!!

well to u, i have this headache and they are changing my windows today so there's lout of bashing going around and im soooooooooooooooo tired

lol!!!

i wish it was quiet over here damn construction

im glad everything went well!!!
Have a good recovery

Husband sits around for 4 hours looking at his marriage certificate. His wife come by and asks him "what are you doing??" He replies "Looking for the ****ing expiration date!!"

LOL i aint bailing out dont worrie!! Karma and the blue juice will come!!

(((((((((((((adj ))))))))))))))))))))

hey adj

im good thanks