Scream SATAN!!! and run away slamming the door in his face.

I love naked.

pats, ya got extra, we can take them

Nice!!!

hehehe, can I make a porn with the fox, that way it would be a silverly fox production.

Alex Silverly

I hope its good news.

Are they creepy Italian Clowns?

offer to call cheaters are us, as he is obviously lost.

I have no idea. They want to keep you guessing?

another day in paradise

my Pit bull,

I never cheated on you!

It is cold, its wet and I have a cold.

I haven't perved yours yet, giving you the opportunity to block me first. LOL

I like to touch his A** so I sometimes swat it when I walk by, does that count?

Ohhhh, I got a good one.

I miss the ability to just be.

Ohhhh you mean toys.

OK, before my dad died, we had hard wood floors and back then you had to wax them then wax them off. *I know wax on wax off*
Anyway, he would put on these crazy records *yep they still had records back then* and put us kids on bed sheets, drag us around the floor falling off the sheet to songs like *beep beep my horn that goes beep beep beep* Oh and hello mudda hello father... one of the best times in my memory.

How about a Durango?

No drinking for me.

I technically cheated since it took almost two years for my divorce and I slept with someone while I was separated but still married before the divorce, of course he was living with the girl he got pregnant while we were married before the split, hence the split. Would this even count?