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Mon 12/13/21 11:17 AM
I write my cell number across butts and boobs of hotties out sunbathing with a high power laser pointer ;)

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Mon 12/13/21 11:16 AM
I've saved over 60 lives personally as a firefighter emt does that count? :fire::fire_engine::ambulance:

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Mon 12/13/21 11:12 AM
the only true knowledge is in knowing you know nothing

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Mon 12/13/21 11:11 AM
a postal box full of alpha bits

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Mon 12/13/21 11:11 AM
why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway???!!!! wtf

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Mon 12/13/21 11:09 AM
my horns hold up my halo

:japanese_ogre::angel:

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Mon 12/13/21 11:08 AM
fighting online is like cheating in the special Olympics...win or loose you still look retarted.

I am who I am no one's approval is nessessary :)

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Mon 12/13/21 11:05 AM
there's a restaurant at the end of the universe...and it's got a very depressing robot waiting there so I wouldn't suggest making the trip he will just crap on your mood.

hope there's some hitchhikers out there that got this joke lol

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Mon 12/13/21 11:03 AM
sex,murder,art


jk...sex,dark humor,art

;)

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Mon 12/13/21 11:02 AM
It's the state of mind designed for elevating a persons feelings while at the same time destroying any rational thinking or common sense to prepare them for the massive sense of loss and pain that will inevitably come from it.

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Mon 12/13/21 10:57 AM
We're all here cuz we're not all there :grin:

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Mon 12/13/21 10:56 AM
The personal cell phone numbers of the swedish bikini team. I don't think I'm asking for much :grin: