Hey everybody how is yall doin? LOL

I still say the Pats and the Saints.

"Why don't we flip a coin?" Rat Race. George Lopez

"He paints toy soldiers and he's gay."

LMMFAO!

How about, "Morons, your bus is leaving."

LOL

"What's my bid for this.....guy?"

"If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your t*ts to the
table." Yellowbeard

"Or, 'take my hands boss' like the monster tard in the Green Mile." The
Ringer.

Rob Bass, Digital Underground and Biz Markie

"OOHH baby you got what I need...." roflmao

We just moved up here from Crossett.

I think so, Benton is in central Arkansas about 20 minutes from Little
Rock. Maybe even 30.

Legs

Brotha Lynch and Nate Dogg

What?!?!?!?! I wouldn't underestimate Tom Brady in the playoffs!

First Degree the D.E. Out of Sacramento because I love his voice!

Taurus-Hazel eyes.

I do believe that there is something or someone out there somewhere.
There is no way that we could be alone. Just think about the pyramids
and how the could have built them without haveing the machines we do
now.

(I did not write this, came across it on the internet and thought it was
funny and wanted to share it.)


Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the f*ck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

"Santa Claus doesn't give any breaks."

Alright, how bout this one...

"I'm starting to long for a monkey with a hard-on." The Rundown