Wow, 47 likes on my profile already? I must be as handsome as my mom says I am. That, or the bots must find me irresistible.

Hey everyone, I just joined up and was encouraged to see a number of single ladies close to where I live. Not sure if they're actually people and not bots, but what the heck it doesn't hurt to try.

Remember how easy it was to make new friends when you were a kid? Man, it is really hard when you're in your 40s. I don't even know where to begin. It would be nice if a website could deliver up a caring and committed relationship on a silver platter, but somehow I doubt it's gonna be that easy. Probably what needs to happen is I need to go out into the real world and make some real human connections, grow my social network slowly over time, and then I'll probably meet some people who are about right for me to date.

But that sounds like a lot of work, so I think I'll goof around on the Internet instead! See ya around, maybe.