A policeman go for a walk on friday night , and see a curacao guy sittin drunk in a car
Uhumm... said the police men, what u doing so late on the street ?
I just came from a home party answert the guy.
Police : i think that i smell alcohol in your car, are u drunk ?
The guy : no i'm not , mister police.
Police : yes you are.
The guy : no seriously i'm not.
The police saw a motersycle coming and he asked the guy", do u know what that thing thats coming is ?
The guy : thats a motersycle.
Police : ok, but what kind, honda, suzuki, aprilia ?
The guy : i don't know .
Police : you see, i'm right your drunk, i give you one last chance. Do you see the lights thats comming ?
The guy : yes i do
Police : what is it ?
The guy : thats a car.
Police : right but what kinda car, toyota, audi or a lexxus?
The guy : i don't know sir.
Police : allright i going to arrest you cause you drunk, step out the vehicle.
The guy start feeling upset and look around him. And saw a women walking across the street drest up in a kinda panty ,some reall small blouse from witch the boobs jumpin out ,she walking trough puffin on a sigarrete and slanger by,,
The guy : Uhuu... mister police now that you have ask me questions may i ask you one before you arrest me ?
Police : go ahead cause nothing will save you for tonight!
The guy : do you see the women walking across the streets right there.
The police look around and say yep i see her.
The guy : do you know what that is ?
Police : ofcourse, thats a prostitude , and to say it like a good American that`s a ho'
The guy : you'r right , but who she is , your momma, your grandma or your daughter ?!
Ahahhha im really shure that guy had a bad night that day, sleeping in a dirty cell .

Why should i depend on a goverment ?
Why working my entire life thinking that when i'm on a age of 65
I will get my pension ,?
Did u ever think about all those who have work and when they reach the age
Of 64 they heur that the goverment has raise the pension age , now they must
Work till the age of 68.
And then when they 68 they guess that they finally can relax on the pension ,they see on
The news that there is a crisis comming or already has hit the country.
While the crisis hits the country infact it will have a negative message for them,
Because now the goverment want to increase on evrey thing they can.
Including the pension,while your house losing valeu but you still need to pay the same prise like you
Have been signed when you has enter the deal with your bank ?
Why should i keep thinking that it will be allright trusting that the goverment will help me,
Instead of invest in my self and try to get assets that can bring in enough monney to pay my bills and outgives ?
Just think about it.