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Sat 03/14/09 10:04 AM
it's relative. are you naturally good with numbers and are you in a profession that requires it? or are you the editor of "high times" magazine?

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Sat 03/14/09 10:00 AM







I just think its funny because Sarah Palin the VP candidate ran on an abstinance only and "traditional family values" platform.

And those are Gov Palins beliefs. Maybe her daughter doesnt have the same beliefs. No body is perfect. And you cant keep an eye on your kids 24 hours a day.

It kills me you blame this in Gov Palin. Would you be willing to go into the getho and say that about the families there, where the majority of the cildren have pnly one parent? Or is it ok for them but not Gov Palins family?
huh I thought Gov Palin was for family values?huh

Why do you assume she didnt teach these values to her children? We are our own person and we all do things and yes things our parents tought us and things our parents didnt teach us. And I'm sure some of us went against what our parents tried to teach us was right.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.




:smile: Maybe these "family values" cretins need to remember that.:smile:

Maybe Bristol doesnt hold those "family values"




laugh Apparently not. laugh So I guess its okay for Gov Palins family but not for everyone else.:smile: Typical family values hypocrisy.:smile:

so because somebody fails in living up to an ideal that makes them an hypocrite? must be nice to have never fallen short of a goal...

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Sat 03/14/09 09:57 AM

I think all unwed parents who break up should be disembowled and the child be turned over to the liberals to raise. Or, there should be a law requiring them to marry, particularly if they are republicans. Personally, being a liberal dem, I prefer the former. That way we could cure the conservative problem. Don't you other liberals agree?

















j/k of course. grumble


creepy...

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Sat 03/14/09 09:51 AM
obamathong

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Sat 03/14/09 09:33 AM
Edited by ofdrywit on Sat 03/14/09 09:34 AM
great, now i'm a crackbaby. just great....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FwULXnM_E

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Sat 03/14/09 09:05 AM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now people are saying they feel bad for me! i'm a happy person, dammit! i love myself! jeez....

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Sat 03/14/09 09:03 AM
when i was 14 i was sitting on the floor by a couch that my dog had jumped onto. she farted kinda close to my head and then turned and looked at me like i did it. i never tried to blame mine on her. that wasn't right of her to do that.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:59 AM
wow. a lot of people have told me i'm being negative today. i don't feel any more negative than usual. in fact, i feel pretty optimistic and positive about the day ahead of me. damn-near chipper, i'd say. then again, i wouldn't consider having a dark sense of humor to be negative.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:49 AM
sorry, that was inconsiderate of me. i'm excited tho. i've been kinda bummed out because i stopped getting carded so i was excited to see how young i am in comparison. 85 was a good year to be born. first real generation of crackbabies.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:46 AM
i have not felt this young in a long time. 85

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Sat 03/14/09 08:44 AM
i say we go to war. that usually helps economies. i don't mean this liberating and rebuilding crap. fock that. let's just start mowing over whole nations. first, let's get venezuela. hugo chavez annoys me. i would say go for north korea but really, how do they pose a threat. they're broke. naw... let's go for russia. they've been getting kinda uppity recently.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:39 AM
so i've noticed this site's users are a bit to the right and angry or to the left and clueless. i feel danger ahead...

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Sat 03/14/09 08:37 AM

Obama - good.bigsmile

Bush - not good.


um..... who is bush? oh, THAT one? but he's gone. it's ok, you can let it go. time for the other side to run us into the ground. oh yes, it will happen. we're fundamentally flawed as a country. we must surrender our collective will to allah! lol

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Sat 03/14/09 08:33 AM
asamericanasitgets

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Sat 03/14/09 08:28 AM
and i'm an out-of-shape narcissist who questions everything and usually doesn't believe the answer.
i am not trim, but muscular from working hard jobs and my eyes are hazy from the constant pot smoking.
i'm naturally intelligent but equally unstable so i'm altogether relatively useless.
i'm the kink in the liberal plan. i want to contribute minimally and live to the fullest.
i am selfish with an underlying tone of anger.
why?
my freaking hippie parents made me eat dandelions and other stupid shiz like that. i have to admit, acorn squash is kinda beyond delicious but it still can't make up for alfalfa.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:17 AM
go to slovenia
shoot a gun while drunk driving at high speeds
go to the Vatican
meet ron paul
get so intoxicated i actually wake up in a gutter. or don't wake up. it'd be a fun way to go out.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:13 AM
friendship is just a circumstance of 2 individuals mutually benefitting from each other somehow. i think you're talking about using drugs.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:10 AM
LMAO here's the shameful progression (age and group):
7-9 meatloaf and aerosmith
9-13 metallica, nirvana, aerosmith and bone thugs n harmony
13-14 korn
14-15 nine inch nails (stays a constant fav)
15-17 tool, garbage, ministry and nin
17-20 nine inch nails, violent femmes, type o negative and ministry
20-present nin, pixies and vnv nation

i now HATE metallica and korn kinda makes me laugh. i was 13 when follow the leader came out and i was one of those dumbash kids who was obsessed with them and everyone else who played the family values tour. yeah, i sure was supercool.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:02 AM
have you ever actually eaten dandelions? they're friggin gross. yeah, sucks to have hippie parents.

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Sat 03/14/09 08:00 AM
i don't know why i'm on here. i'm already in love with ron paul. :heart: