Fortescue


Fortescue Joined Sat 05/06/23 Posts: 5	Fri 02/27/26 11:42 AM Topic: Toilet Issue
back.on line!

Fortescue Joined Sat 05/06/23 Posts: 5	Fri 02/27/26 01:17 AM Topic: Toilet Issue
Could be hubble bubble toilet trouble pull the chain and watch it bubble!

Fortescue Joined Sat 05/06/23 Posts: 5	Thu 02/26/26 11:29 AM Topic: Toilet Issue
Coming from India I seem to remember these fans that had a water bottle attached. you could use one of these squirting water to cleanse and using the fan to dry, hygenic if some kind of anti bacterial added to squirting water.

Fortescue Joined Sat 05/06/23 Posts: 5	Thu 02/26/26 11:17 AM Topic: Toilet Issue
now get your sewing machine and some High wet strength paper, ordnance survey maps are made of this. Fashion some knicker out of this. Dual use. well three uses. if you are lost remove and hopefully you used the correct map, find your way, if you need poo paper very strong won't tear or have the dreaded finger hole, use as go commando if you leak no probs high wet strength . Very practical

Fortescue Joined Sat 05/06/23 Posts: 5	Thu 02/26/26 11:09 AM Topic: Toilet Issue
you need the one piece method, or always wear paper knickers then go commando after you have finished. get some interesting looks if you are in a mini skirt 🤣