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Wed 09/14/16 12:59 PM


History..we all have one.
What's done is done.
I don't fret about her's.
And she doesn't fret about my
time in a Turkish prison.

surprised
Female guards eh?
So there may be young turkeys around that look like you?


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Wed 09/14/16 12:36 PM
History..we all have one.
What's done is done.
I don't fret about her's.
And she doesn't fret about my
time in a Turkish prison.

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Mon 09/12/16 09:09 PM

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Mon 09/12/16 09:05 PM
blushing yup
Have you ever wondered, if there really is a Dog.

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Mon 09/12/16 09:01 PM
I nevet felt old until I had to do kegels to pee.

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Mon 09/12/16 08:58 PM
Yes...only because there wasn't a spank nudge.

Have you ever...you know:wink:

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Mon 09/12/16 08:46 PM
Yes..I've helped them get on the ice flow, before pushing it out to sea.

Have you ever seen a man shaving in the bath tub?

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Mon 09/12/16 08:40 PM


Hey beautiful lady wishing you a wonderful day
See how we work together !!!!laugh
You are such wonderful friend,
many more years to come and
we hope the keep getting better.

Happy happy birthday:heart: :heart:

I hope you can see the awesome gift we gave smexy firemen


Awww girl ya know it will be a good day~~ Where is that smexy fireman?? Do I need to set my shed on fire for him to be knocking at my door laugh laugh laugh laugh


Here you go birthday girl.
Just a little late.

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Mon 09/12/16 08:20 PM


Hhahahaa. I doubt those are American guys


if they say God a lot or my dear or call you pretty or my pet


oh dear :rolling_eyes:

looks like the block list is going to grow even more :joy:



Oh yeah that happens...
Americans politer that Brit's ummm I don't think so I have many Brit friends and I adore them but they put my manners to shame dang it.
But Canucks are the most polite I think...


Not always.
We can be rude, crude, and boorish.
As demonstrated by my neighbor, just today.


Sorry to disappoint you Sweetie.

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Sat 09/10/16 08:59 AM

Happy birthday, from Rains and myself.

Enjoy your day.

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Thu 09/08/16 09:52 PM
When yer horny.ohwell

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Thu 09/08/16 01:25 PM
I would, but I'm busy talking to myself. And the languahe I'm using is not appropriate for mingle.

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Sun 08/28/16 11:07 PM


I do often carry my phone in my shirt pocket.
So I have accidently dialed with a sweaty semi erect nipple.
On occasion, I will set my phone on vibrate,
stick it down my pants, and call myself with my landline.
Cheap thrillshappy
making me laugh .. Glad to know the vibration of the tractor has not desensitised you bigsmile tongue2 waving

There's no way I could fit a tractor in my pants.
Gives me some good ideas though.
Thanks Kiwi Gurl:thumbsup: tongue2 waving:smile:

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Sun 08/28/16 10:57 PM
If you're not ready by that age...you never will be.

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Sun 08/28/16 10:51 PM
I do often carry my phone in my shirt pocket.
So I have accidently dialed with a sweaty semi erect nipple.
On occasion, I will set my phone on vibrate,
stick it down my pants, and call myself with my landline.
Cheap thrillshappy

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Fri 08/26/16 06:30 AM
You're definitely sweeter than the easter candy, from back then.

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Fri 08/26/16 06:24 AM
When I die, I want my scrotum made into a lamp shade.
I reitterate...when I die.

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Wed 08/24/16 03:29 PM
^^^^^rofl ^^^^&
True nuff

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Wed 08/24/16 03:29 PM

Speed'Hating
That would be interesting....like Speed Dating..... except, you get 60 seconds to make someone hate you...

That's easy.
I can have someone wanting to shoot me in under 20.

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Wed 08/24/16 03:22 PM
Not sure. But I think it's gonna last 7 days.