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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
Is it kosher to blow a raspberry on the melons?
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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
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Have you ever - part 24
Yes. That's when the donkey punch was issued. Have you ever wished you hadn't? |
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
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Have you ever - part 24
No...allergic to water.
Have you ever seen a clown, donkey punch a llama? |
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
High thread count, Egyptian cotton sheets.
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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
Spider, fly, bird, hampster...whatever.
The way my guts been working, that litlle bugger would be flying outta my arse in about half an hour. |
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
-13ºC...8ºF.
Snow and wind. Kinda like before. Cold and sh!tty. |
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
Cold and sh!tty.
Forecast...cold and sh!tty. |
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
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Cliches and Platitudes
QUOTE: ![]() So many of these come from horse talk. Der is always so many more 'orses arses Den der is 'orses. |
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
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Man bun's ........,
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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
QUOTE: I stepped on a man’s “particulars” once. He was sitting on the ground and told me to step over him, but I tripped. It looked like he was going to faint. I felt terrible! That poor man! ![]() Hope you weren't wearing these. Anyway...just reading this made my marble bag hurt. ![]()
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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
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zzzzzzzz.....
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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
-maggot on gut pile of the future
-understand all the voices in my head. -play in the world's biggest bouncy castle ![]() |
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
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Cougars?
I have one on my back 40.
But I'm not sharing. She keeps the coyotes away. |
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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
Thank you Lu
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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
![]() I built that cake. Ok.I call b.s. |
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5397 |
![]() Oh yaaaaaaaaa |