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Sat 02/25/17 07:49 PM

I Didn't Read
"All" your stuff.

It seemed a bit self indulgent.
Like I am being now.

Sorry.

Nobody reads it..keyboard diarrhea persists.

That is uncannily ironic.
Considering my situation while reading it.

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Sat 02/25/17 07:33 PM
Edited by panchovanilla on Sat 02/25/17 07:39 PM
Maybe, some good illustrations
would have helped.
I'm working on a few.
What do ya think?



and



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Sat 02/25/17 06:59 PM
Not to worry.
It was very anticlimactic.
Kind of a groaner.
I only read it cuz I was takin a poop.
ohwell

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Sat 02/25/17 02:46 PM
Edited by panchovanilla on Sat 02/25/17 02:50 PM
I have pet name for my Sweetie.
I'd feel like an arse saying them to anyone else.
Apparently, lots of men like that arse feeling.

I don't mind being called pretty.:wink:

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Sat 02/25/17 02:34 PM

So wat country are you from??

Abania?
Or Abequerque?

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Sat 02/25/17 02:31 PM
Llama bicycle.

Very hip ride.

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Sat 02/25/17 02:27 PM


I'm look for a kind hearted woman, beautiful inside out, honest and faithful woman. I want to find a woman who's ready for family, who will not betray in difficult times and who will take good care of me the same way I take good care you.


You want a woman pretty on the inside.. right... and are you?.. whip out a kidney.. let us be the judge.

A kidney doesn't say much.
Need the spleen...or a lung.

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Sat 02/25/17 02:16 PM
Koalas
Preferably slow roasted.

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Sat 02/25/17 02:08 PM
I do now.
This thread is proof.

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Sat 02/25/17 02:05 PM
Set up your mg's so they have intersecting fields of fire.

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Fri 02/24/17 12:31 PM

welcome

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Fri 02/24/17 06:34 AM

Happy Birthday

Wait, I don't know you? You are not special to me? Your birth didn't affect my life? Today marks the day that you made it around the Sun again. Er...I've done that 55 times? Others have done it more.

Oh, I get it...You need an ego boost because you feel you are special to everyone. Okay, I'll fluffy you up...

Happy Birthday

Fluff someone today,
Someday, maybe you may get fluffed.
#cowboy proverb

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Amiahmarie.

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Thu 02/23/17 01:21 PM

no need to train me

Just saw your username.
Got mumps?
Now..on topic
Aunties will teach you gud.

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Thu 02/23/17 07:53 AM
Oooooh puuuuuuuuleeeeez.

Makes me wanna shoot em.

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Thu 02/23/17 07:17 AM
Edited by panchovanilla on Thu 02/23/17 07:40 AM
When I was 6 months old, one day I was getting my feed on.
This other kid was wailing away like a little baby.
So I told him he could have my place.
I crawled over to the cat's litter box, and munched on
a tootsie roll.
Much better than turtles.

But this was back in the days,
When grace was relevant.

Then, I pooped in the litter box.
*Reciprocity*

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Tue 02/21/17 08:00 AM


What of these would you rather do? Me i don't care its all about who i'm meeting anyway. But u tell me?

Oh Netflix all the way...
Spend time together making a couple of platters
One savoury, one sweet,
Nice wine...
Comfy clothes, soft blanket
Great movie.. oh yeah my kind of movie night...

20 hours of "The Ranch"flowers

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Mon 02/20/17 11:10 AM

of course...after 3 days of this stuff you feel reborn

Or giving birth.

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Mon 02/20/17 07:30 AM



Sauerkraut...cabbage...and apples

All at the same time???
My poor arse would never forgive me.

Nor would I sick

But............. I do know someone that this remedy might
Work for.... wanna offer it upbigsmile

But you love the way I make the bed sheets flutter.offtopic flowers

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Mon 02/20/17 07:25 AM

Sauerkraut...cabbage...and apples

All at the same time???
My poor arse would never forgive me.

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Mon 02/20/17 07:22 AM
Edited by panchovanilla on Mon 02/20/17 07:23 AM
Best thing for constipation???
Just have a poop.
It's not that complicated.

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