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Sat 04/15/17 09:55 PM
Just say "Hiiiiii".

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Sat 04/15/17 09:30 PM
Let's send a message.
Get the Gideons to hand out bibles.
Better yet...send the Jehovah Witnesses.
Maybe they'll stay away from my front door.

Double WIN

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Sat 04/15/17 07:58 AM


Life is a fairy tale, it's always...



...long noses and glass slippers? (Sorry, don't know this one Crystal)??

You know how to whistle dontcha? You just put your lips together and. ..



Blow
But can you suck whistle???

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Tue 04/11/17 09:34 PM
Do you know the Witch Doctor?

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Tue 04/11/17 09:09 PM
With proper fitting underwear
I never have to adjust.

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Sun 04/09/17 06:05 AM
When I'm slowly reeling in the perspective buyer,
for Bessie, who has raiesed a dozen calves, and is basically beef jerky on hooves.
I put my hand on his shoulder, and ask,
"Does age really matter"?

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Sat 04/08/17 02:59 PM
All I could see was a crosseyed lemur.

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Sat 04/08/17 11:57 AM
I ran with scissors.

Other than that..not saying until
Statute of Limitations makes it safe to say.

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Sat 04/08/17 08:45 AM
Are you feelin me???

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Sat 04/08/17 08:34 AM
I made a voodoo doll of you.
I'm now rubbing salt in it's eyes.
And inserting a jalapeno pepper up it's butt.

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Sat 04/08/17 07:55 AM
And by the way, OP
I spent Oct thru Jan with my gal from mingle.
She's from Wasilla Alaska, U.S.
How's that for coincidence?

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Sat 04/08/17 06:47 AM
:smile:

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Sat 04/08/17 06:23 AM

NO-ONE MEETS HERE.

Look at the profile of the man who claims to have. His home town is listed as "by the Wallmart".

Look at the profile of the mexican looking woman who also states in her statement that she is NOT here to email or date, just for the forums. And her address is "Some town in mid California?"

Look at the profile of the next woman claiming she's met "many" others.
If someone from Toronto can not meet ANYONE, how is it that she from
"Wasilla ,alaska, United States" has MET so many?

I've only been a fully paid gold member for a week now, but was on previously longer.

I have thirty some 'Matches' no less, NONE of which even live in the same PROVINCE even then, NONE of whom have ever replied to me save the scammer pornstar/wannabe.

In fact, when I complained and felt happy not to cancel because i was led through steps to confirm that i had indeed set my settings correctly to 'filter' contact by only those within 100mi of me,

ever since i have ONLY received contact from people in Texas, LA, Missouri, Florida etc while i live in Calgary.

And since one week passed, I have received NOTHING at all from anyone, let alone responses from Customer Service about all this.
They said it might be some sort of 'bug', no idea when a fix might be out.

But if you do a search on the internet, you find NO-ONE has gotten a date here.

And again, EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU FIND WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE DATED ON ONE OF THESE SITES NOT ONLY REFUSES TO PROVE IT BY REVEALING THEIR REAL NAMES AS THEY CLAIM ON THEIR FACEBOOKS, EVEN WHEN SUPPOSEDLY MARRIED,

THEY ALL ALSO HAVE RIDICULOUS LOCATIONS "Wasilla ,alaska, United States" "Next to the Wall-mart in a Washington town" "some town in central Mexico" 70 years old though born in 1965 and so on.

You try to contact these people on the internet and their file no longer exists.

Worse, you get the 'rubes' here who you can see are guys looking here who repeat this bs to sucker in more guys to waste money and time and expose themselves to extortion and blackmail.

Oh yeah, if you hadn't checked on you-tube, as soon as you dial their phone or skype or im line, they ghost your devices, not only camera, catching you jacking off or just picking your nose, but also your audio 'anytime'. People have had conversations recorded in meetings all by this "innocent" 'you should be happy just to speak in a forum'.

So PLEASE, tell EVERY GUY you can, especially those who are telling others "i know because someone told me so"

I came here because the internet monitoring sites said this place had not been 'proven fraud' yet,
and of course try to be an optimist, hold out hope.

But right now, no.

I've seen the same frauds you have, profiles of once famous actresses.

I reported a porn star known to have been involved not only in extortion, stalking, harassment and assault but men's suicides too, and NOTHING. She has no doubt dished her own pics that would have to link to her webcam video,

which itself is a crime because if you don't notice, they have no right to ask for your credit card information,
you are giving away your info for nothing.

her professional name is Michellexoxo or Michelle Shotte or Madsen or a thousand other variants i myself have seen, she'll pop up as an asian, then after weeks of you waiting to get a date, she'll admit "hey lover its me, hahahaha"

there are women, and i guess some men pretending to be women, here who even if not scamming and stealing identity,
just like to play games with guys
just like the women who just like to make a forum and keep guys paying for it just to tease

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE PROOF SOMEONE HERE IS ACTUALLY DATING SOMEONE ELSE FROM HERE, PLEASE, PROVE IT TO ME.

ANYONE FROM CALGARY, ALBERTA CANADA, JUST CONTACT ME, WE'LL MEET FOR COFFEE JUST TAKE A PHOTO OF EACH-OTHER AND POST IT TO PROVE IT IS EVEN POSSIBLE HERE YEAH?

You would think services like Mingle2 would outright pay people who met to prove they had as commercials.

Yes, no, anyone?explode


Feel better???

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Fri 04/07/17 08:30 AM
I've come to realize,
I have as much control over my destiny
As I do over explosive diarrhea.

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Fri 04/07/17 08:21 AM
You just called yourself hot.
That's hot.

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Thu 04/06/17 08:26 AM
Not for an aldabra giant tortoise.

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Thu 04/06/17 07:42 AM
Had a neighbor
A real Lil Napolean.
Control freak extrordinaire.
When his health was failing, he told his wife,
He would kill her before he died.
Said,then she wouldn't have to go on without him.

She's done quite well, since he was planted.

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Thu 04/06/17 07:24 AM
Pancakes swimming in syrup, for late evening.
Actually, anything loaded with sugar.
Makes me sleep like a baby.


Without the cryin...and poopin.
Usually.

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Thu 04/06/17 07:19 AM
I threaten to tell their mom.
Sometimes it works....sometimes not.

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Thu 04/06/17 07:14 AM

Ohhh.. I'll be so happy when this topic disappears off of the board's completely..lol:wink: slaphead

Uh uh.
Not gonna happenhappy

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