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Weird Messages
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My weirdest...not on this site.
Guy said he was going to F me up. Was gonna stick his 45 in my mouth. Not sure what he was getting at. At least he didn't ask for my email addy. |
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How impress a girl
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Show her your weenie. On second though...probably won't work.   I got it!!! Show her my weenie.  Why would a woman want to see this?  Cuz they taste gggrrrreat. With a satisfying afterglow...er aftertaste. |
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How impress a girl
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Show her your weenie.
On second though...probably won't work. I got it!!! Show her my weenie. |
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Would you date me?
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No
Not exactly batting 1000...are ya. |
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Treated Badly at Work
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I remember my first experience being treated
badly at work. I got off the bus at boot camp. This guy gets in my face, and yells, "SHUT YER F'ING CAKEHOLE OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE GONADS". I couldn't help but burst out laughing. It got worse from there. |
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Stripping naked
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Stripping naked is too often followed by doctors with unpleasant tasks in mind. That is too true. Therefore, I am leaving my prostate, in the hands of Fate. Not some club fingered M.D. |
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Then you have tall women
And big moobed men. |
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I am ugly.
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We are all ugly
In our own special way. |
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Stripping naked
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 Please don't OP. |
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SpamBuster
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I can't help it.
The good vs evil thing. It's stronger than me. |
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I doo voodoo too.
Your doll is now having a jalapeno pepper inserted in it's arse. |
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I'm Virgin
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Welcome to mingle
Unlucky 7inch 
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Edited by
panchovanilla
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Thu 04/20/17 07:55 PM
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u wanna feel exotic
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Are we talking exotic as in food. Nothing beats my aunt's chicken mole and homemade tortillas. For those who dont know mole pronounced kinda like mo lay is a type of Mexican gravy thats spicy and sweet at the same time I think the word you're thinking of, is "neurotic". No thanks necessary. |
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Stepping Back From Insanity
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That's just crazy.
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Can I Stay Home?
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...and keep the place absolutely spotless? -do the budget? -have dinner ready for you when you get home? -listen to your worries about the boardroom? -absolutely support your career? Would you envy me? If you include brushing the hair on my back. The answer is...maybe. |
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u wanna feel exotic
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No thanks.
What I really want, is a warm apple fritter. |
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I don't need that stuff.
Doctor said NO HEAVY LIFTING. I have an assistant, for when I take a pee. |
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Sophmoric Spam Death
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Thank you our esteemed Beach
You've really outdone yourself Now maybe, our witchdoctor Can put his shyt on a shelf. |
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