i hope that was does it move and NOT does sh*t move, LOL

a rock?

the patented pata move, can you eat it?

NEXT!!

Marker

nope, thats 12

yes, ML and no pata

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O

P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and



K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE

IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM"

solid

work, and if your really sick pleasure

not for hygiene

ya you use it for something, nopw you can't eat it

it is kinda a hard one

good one, yes

no and no

nope

i got one

THATS AWSOME!!

flamingo?

i didn't read the animal part!

Sorry LOL

is it you?

Maybe there really another teams coach trying to get insight.
LOL

is it living?